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    Chumpter 30: Don't try to bully little guys who know how to fight

    Curiosity killed the cat. But damn it had a blast.

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    Chumpter 31: Six degrees of separation will keep you from acting tough, and keep your head on your shoulders.

    Quote Originally Posted by Sarcastro
    He screams like a little girl as the pain ripples through his arm, shoots up into his brain, and now your dick is hard.



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    Chumpter 32: Believe in yourself, don't give up and you too can get a concussion

    Not exactly martial arts, but it is motivational speaking and board breaking, which is 90% of MCDOJOs nowadays anyway.


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    Quote Originally Posted by money View Post
    Chumpter 32: Believe in yourself, don't give up and you too can get a concussion
    Oh man, I'd never seen that one. I look for this stuff. Correction: I live for this stuff.

    Also, The Kick Boxing bouncer is one of the true classics. So immaculate, that it wouldn't be believable on a movie script. "I will call your brother" FTW.

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    Reprise: Chumpter 11: Bobby can't fight, including Judo - the video


    Chumpter 35: The sun shines on a dog's ass once in a while -
    (especially when the other guy just trained for an hour-and-a-half with L3fty, who is a lovingly psych0tic coach).
    Last edited by bobyclumsyninja; 9/27/2011 2:52pm at .

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    In the blackest moment of a dying world, what have you become? supporting member
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    Quote Originally Posted by bobyclumsyninja View Post
    Oh man, I'd never seen that one. I look for this stuff. Correction: I live for this stuff.

    Also, The Kick Boxing bouncer is one of the true classics. So immaculate, that it wouldn't be believable on a movie script. "I will call your brother" FTW.
    There's more to this story, as this guy received a Tosh.0 Web Redemption.

    If you liked the board breaking vid...then this will send you to the Moon.

    ...they actually got the original Cobra Kai actors to star in this skit.

    http://joshplotkin.com/do-something-...ifficult-tosh0
    Last edited by W. Rabbit; 9/27/2011 2:31pm at .

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    Chumpter 36: Challenge matches w/ Nakmeezy hurt. Bagua vs Muay Thai. Also, don't fight in sweatpants.
    (extra sweet is, Nak has been to at least one NY Throwdown. Solid guy).
    Last edited by bobyclumsyninja; 9/27/2011 2:51pm at .

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    Quote Originally Posted by W. Rabbit View Post
    There's more to this story, as this guy received a Tosh.0 Web Redemption.
    If you liked the board breaking vid...then this will send you to the Moon.
    ...they actually got the original Cobra Kai actors to star in this skit.
    http://joshplotkin.com/do-something-...ifficult-tosh0
    Beyond incredible. I'm in awe.


    1. Don't kick PTSD soldiers trashcan
    2. Don't pick on...Cagefighters drag night out
    3. Respect your elders
    4. White turtleneck + friends fail vs boxer
    5. Coconut guy
    6. pillow fight suckerpillow.
    7. Ashida Kim..worst
    8. Yellow Bamboo on beach w/ fail
    9. Messed w/ wrong heavy metal guy
    10. Hatsumi is a cheeseball
    11. Bobby sucks at Judo (and everything)
    12. Pimp vs Karate instuctor
    13. 2 muggers pwned
    14. man vs wall
    15. Wid' mi main man Buzz Lightyear 'ere, innit
    16. old no touch guy pwned..how do block left hook?
    17. Rage slam at school - Aussies
    18. Kung fu prep vs gangster
    19. A really big slap + recovery position post-win
    20. Emo scissor kid
    21. Lebbo smashed
    22. Danzig pwned
    23. Tagged for kicking a guy when down
    24. Russian Spetsnaz SpazSpaz disarming
    25. Don't slap a boxer's girlfriend
    26. I don't wanna fight, but don't step
    27. Epic beard Man
    28. Phrost is a meanie
    29. Rugby meets the str33t
    30. Fear the baji, watch the weapons rack
    31. Don't punch women...in front of Roger Huerta
    32. Little guy pwns livingroom bully
    33. I will call your brother. Rowdy meet kickboxing champ bouncer
    34. I can even more (not) break boards
    35. Sun shines on a dog's ass (Bobby)
    36. I can even more break boards redemption
    37. Nakmeezy is tough. 4oz gloves & sweatpants to no avail.

    I know some of the numbers are off, but just roll with it. I'm just reviewing and putting chronologically, irrespective of label.
    Last edited by bobyclumsyninja; 9/27/2011 3:01pm at .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gabetuno View Post
    Chumpter 31: Six degrees of separation will keep you from acting tough, and keep your head on your shoulders.

    This is funny as ****. Michael Kuhr is no joke and the fact that he diffused this by not feeding this guy his teeth is what security is all about.
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    You can't practice Judo just to win a Judo Match! You practice so that no matter what happens, you can win using Judo!
    The key to fighting two men at once is to be much tougher than both of them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bobyclumsyninja View Post
    Oh man, I'd never seen that one. I look for this stuff. Correction: I live for this stuff.
    This seems to be the Russian fail pasttime:



    Note: there are many, many videos on youtube of drunk people failing to break bottles on their head.

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