It's the BS Martial-Darwin awards thread~!

[hpr]

Chumpter 30: Don't try to bully little guys who know how to fight

[Gabetuno]

Chumpter 31: Six degrees of separation will keep you from acting tough, and keep your head on your shoulders.

[money]

Chumpter 32: Believe in yourself, don't give up and you too can get a concussion

Not exactly martial arts, but it is motivational speaking and board breaking, which is 90% of MCDOJOs nowadays anyway.

[bobyclumsyninja]

Chumpter 32: Believe in yourself, don't give up and you too can get a concussion

Oh man, I'd never seen that one. I look for this stuff. Correction: I live for this stuff.

Also, The Kick Boxing bouncer is one of the true classics. So immaculate, that it wouldn't be believable on a movie script. "I will call your brother" FTW.

[bobyclumsyninja]

Reprise: Chumpter 11: Bobby can't fight, including Judo - the video


Chumpter 35: The sun shines on a dog's ass once in a while -
(especially when the other guy just trained for an hour-and-a-half with L3fty, who is a lovingly psych0tic coach).

[W. Rabbit]

Oh man, I'd never seen that one. I look for this stuff. Correction: I live for this stuff.

Also, The Kick Boxing bouncer is one of the true classics. So immaculate, that it wouldn't be believable on a movie script. "I will call your brother" FTW.

There's more to this story, as this guy received a Tosh.0 Web Redemption.

If you liked the board breaking vid...then this will send you to the Moon.

...they actually got the original Cobra Kai actors to star in this skit.

http://joshplotkin.com/do-something-...ifficult-tosh0

[bobyclumsyninja]

Chumpter 36: Challenge matches w/ Nakmeezy hurt. Bagua vs Muay Thai. Also, don't fight in sweatpants.
(extra sweet is, Nak has been to at least one NY Throwdown. Solid guy).

[bobyclumsyninja]

There's more to this story, as this guy received a Tosh.0 Web Redemption.
If you liked the board breaking vid...then this will send you to the Moon.
...they actually got the original Cobra Kai actors to star in this skit.
http://joshplotkin.com/do-something-...ifficult-tosh0

Beyond incredible. I'm in awe.

1. Don't kick PTSD soldiers trashcan
2. Don't pick on...Cagefighters drag night out
3. Respect your elders
4. White turtleneck + friends fail vs boxer
5. Coconut guy
6. pillow fight suckerpillow.
7. Ashida Kim..worst
8. Yellow Bamboo on beach w/ fail
9. Messed w/ wrong heavy metal guy
10. Hatsumi is a cheeseball
11. Bobby sucks at Judo (and everything)
12. Pimp vs Karate instuctor
13. 2 muggers pwned
14. man vs wall
15. Wid' mi main man Buzz Lightyear 'ere, innit
16. old no touch guy pwned..how do block left hook?
17. Rage slam at school - Aussies
18. Kung fu prep vs gangster
19. A really big slap + recovery position post-win
20. Emo scissor kid
21. Lebbo smashed
22. Danzig pwned
23. Tagged for kicking a guy when down
24. Russian Spetsnaz SpazSpaz disarming
25. Don't slap a boxer's girlfriend
26. I don't wanna fight, but don't step
27. Epic beard Man
28. Phrost is a meanie
29. Rugby meets the str33t
30. Fear the baji, watch the weapons rack
31. Don't punch women...in front of Roger Huerta
32. Little guy pwns livingroom bully
33. I will call your brother. Rowdy meet kickboxing champ bouncer
34. I can even more (not) break boards
35. Sun shines on a dog's ass (Bobby)
36. I can even more break boards redemption
37. Nakmeezy is tough. 4oz gloves & sweatpants to no avail.

I know some of the numbers are off, but just roll with it. I'm just reviewing and putting chronologically, irrespective of label.

[Gezere]

Chumpter 31: Six degrees of separation will keep you from acting tough, and keep your head on your shoulders.

This is funny as ****. Michael Kuhr is no joke and the fact that he diffused this by not feeding this guy his teeth is what security is all about.

[Permalost]

Oh man, I'd never seen that one. I look for this stuff. Correction: I live for this stuff.

This seems to be the Russian fail pasttime:



Note: there are many, many videos on youtube of drunk people failing to break bottles on their head.