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    Chumpter 341: Hung Gar pwns BJJ. After all, the Guard is just a bad version of baby monkey....

    An explanation of why Hung Gar is th3 r34l d34dly, and MMA blows goats:


    The anti grapple (BJJers beware, we be f***ed):


    And to round it out.... some lion dancing, horrible weapons forms... and the always useful staff defense against a guy who has no idea how to use a sword:


    This s*** happens whenever I find myself on the wrong side of youtube.

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    Chumpter 342: How Do "Keep Your Hands Up?"

    "Your body must be like a stone, your mind... like a meatloaf."

    Quote Originally Posted by strikistanian View Post
    DROP SEIONAGI ************! Except I don't know Judo, so it doesn't work, and he takes my back.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devil
    Why is it so goddamn hard to find a video of it? I've seen videos I'm pretty sure are alien spacecraft. But still no good Krav.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Cap View Post
    Right, here's my contribution:

    Chumpter 335: Flying Front... Fall
    The version with the interviews is better.
    "Your body must be like a stone, your mind... like a meatloaf."

    Quote Originally Posted by strikistanian View Post
    DROP SEIONAGI ************! Except I don't know Judo, so it doesn't work, and he takes my back.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devil
    Why is it so goddamn hard to find a video of it? I've seen videos I'm pretty sure are alien spacecraft. But still no good Krav.

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    Chumpter 343: Lunchbox fists vs....er...(other lunchbox fists?)

    The punchline is the actual fight, which I can't find to post. You know what happened though...a schooling.

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    Chumpter 344: Goose Style... No Can Defense

    "Your body must be like a stone, your mind... like a meatloaf."

    Quote Originally Posted by strikistanian View Post
    DROP SEIONAGI ************! Except I don't know Judo, so it doesn't work, and he takes my back.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devil
    Why is it so goddamn hard to find a video of it? I've seen videos I'm pretty sure are alien spacecraft. But still no good Krav.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ermghoti View Post
    Chumpter 344: Goose Style... No Can Defense

    All your parks are belong to us?

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    667 posts, 344 chumpters. Now that's a thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobyclumsyninja View Post
    667 posts, 344 chumpters. Now that's a thread.
    There is no question; failure is your strong point.
    "Your body must be like a stone, your mind... like a meatloaf."

    Quote Originally Posted by strikistanian View Post
    DROP SEIONAGI ************! Except I don't know Judo, so it doesn't work, and he takes my back.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devil
    Why is it so goddamn hard to find a video of it? I've seen videos I'm pretty sure are alien spacecraft. But still no good Krav.

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    Chumpter 345: FINISH HIM! No... seriously... finish him already.
    "Your body must be like a stone, your mind... like a meatloaf."

    Quote Originally Posted by strikistanian View Post
    DROP SEIONAGI ************! Except I don't know Judo, so it doesn't work, and he takes my back.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devil
    Why is it so goddamn hard to find a video of it? I've seen videos I'm pretty sure are alien spacecraft. But still no good Krav.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ermghoti View Post
    Chumpter 345: FINISH HIM! No... seriously... finish him already.
    Reminds me of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Homer_They_Fall

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