It's the BS Martial-Darwin awards thread~!

[bobyclumsyninja]

Element fists win again. If do right, no can defense.

The stances and posturing though....no need for that.

Are you kidding? That was probably the greatest moment in his young life. Ahm the r3al d3adly....REALLY.

[bobyclumsyninja]

Chumpter 20: Don't tease emo roommate.

[bobyclumsyninja]

Ok, for purposed of not repeating, when this gets epic in length, I'm keeping a list of what's been done, which I'll post intermittently.

1. Don't kick PTSD soldiers trashcan
2. Don't pick on...Cagefighters drag night out
3. Respect your elders
4. White turtleneck + friends fail vs boxer
5. Coconut guy
6. pillow fight suckerpillow.
7. Ashida Kim..worst
8. Yellow Bamboo on beach w/ fail
9. Messed w/ wrong heavy metal guy
10. Hatsumi is a cheeseball
11. Bobby sucks at Judo (and everything)
12. Pimp vs Karate instuctor
13. 2 muggers pwned
14. man vs wall
15. Wid' mi main man Buzz Lightyear 'ere, innit
16. old no touch guy pwned..how do block left hook?
17. Rage slam at school - Aussies
18. Kung fu prep vs gangster
19. A really big slap + recovery position post-win
20. Emo scissor kid

[Snake Plissken]

I have a new respect for Buzz after that. Worse part is Buzz probably got into trouble for that.

cold cocked by an 81 yr. old, guy deserved that as well as the ensuing ridicule.

[W. Rabbit]

Buzz swam in the cold void of space back before the PC was invented...some modern conspiracy nerd with a camera crew is nothing.

Come to think of it, compared to Buzz the entire LA county criminal justice system isn't much either, hence the outcome.

cold cocked by an 81 yr. old American Hero, guy deserved that as well as the ensuing internet infamy.

Fixed.

[gregaquaman]

You don't just go up to anyone and ask them to spar.

[W. Rabbit]

Chumpter 21: Fat Metalhead's Wild Punch Defeats Danzig's Lean Metal Head Jeet Kune Do



I am a huge fan of Glenn but that all came after this diatribe on "The Jeet" (ie JKD).

[gregaquaman]

You may think there are no rules on the street but understand other people may dissagree.

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Chumter 22: sometimes systema is even stupider than you think:

[bobyclumsyninja]

Chumpter 25 (correction): Dont Slap A Boxers Girlfriend