It's the BS Martial-Darwin awards thread~!

[Super8astard]

Chumper 87: What not to do in boxing - Lessons 1-5

[cualltaigh]

Chumpter 88: If you're too drunk to party, you're too drunk to fight the bouncers

[hungryjoe]

Chumpter #81: ULTIMATE FAIL. Robber fatally wounds self in the dome during attempted robbery.

Winner!

[bobyclumsyninja]

Chumper 87: What not to do in boxing - Lessons 1-5

I almost shat a lung, laughing.

I just want to commend everyone for pitching in links. For anyone lurking who doesn't know how:

• Go to youtube, find an appropriate vid
• check to see it hasn't been used (intermittent list is posted every thread page or two, for reference).
• Copy URL (Everything to the left of the &, in the web address ex: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqLwGzi-Ozw&feature=related
• ^^^ this prevents too much featured floating about on the screen, slowing down the pages. If you're confused, just copy the whole URL, no big thing. We are crafting one of the greatest YMAS threads in BS history here, so we should keep it nimble, and organized somewhat.
• Check what # we are on and make witty title: ex:
• Chumpter #99: Don't fall on your face
• Click on
• paste the URL into the box
• Find more vids and repeat (but don't repeat vids)

[jspeedy]

Special forces WTF?

[bobyclumsyninja]

Unless I'm doing something wrong...this is where we are at...proceed accordingly. No big thing. This thread is EPIC, and should be a sticky.

1. Don't kick PTSD soldiers trashcan
2. Don't pick on...Cagefighters drag night out
3. Respect your elders
4. White turtleneck + friends fail vs boxer
5. Coconut guy
6. pillow fight suckerpillow.
7. Ashida Kim..worst
8. Yellow Bamboo on beach w/ fail
9. Messed w/ wrong heavy metal guy
10. Hatsumi is a cheeseball
11. Bobby sucks at Judo (and everything)
12. Pimp vs Karate instuctor
13. 2 muggers pwned
14. man vs wall
15. Wid' mi main man Buzz Lightyear 'ere, innit
16. old no touch guy pwned..how do block left hook?
17. Rage slam at school - Aussies
18. Kung fu prep vs gangster
19. A really big slap + recovery position post-win
20. Emo scissor kid
21. Lebbo smashed
22. Danzig pwned
23. Tagged for kicking a guy when down
24. Russian Spetsnaz SpazSpaz disarming
25. Don't slap a boxer's girlfriend
26. I don't wanna fight, but don't step
27. Epic beard Man
28. Phrost is a meanie
29. Rugby meets the str33t
30. Fear the baji, watch the weapons rack
31. Don't punch women...in front of Roger Huerta
32. Little guy pwns livingroom bully
33. I will call your brother. Rowdy meet kickboxing champ bouncer
34. I can even more (not) break boards
35. Sun shines on a dog's ass (Bobby)
36. Nakmeezy is tough. 4oz gloves & sweatpants to no avail.
37. I can even more (not) break bottles on my dome.
38. Hard ass Russian geezer takes out a WHOLE ROOM
39. Depanses bully MOST EPIC WIN
40. Epic Mullet Man (EPM) - worst boxer in history
41. Buthead headbutts board. Board wins.
42. WIN Matrix ref
43. Old guys fighting
44. Old guys fighting - oh my hip edition
45. Old man fist fight
46. Break hand breaking bricks
47. Post-win backflip loss
48. EPIC WIN warm ups into full flight
49. Granny vs yuppies fender
50. Dog eats license plate of honking driver FTW
51. Horizontally challenged Ninja
52. Don't fear the Rooster (well...do)
53. Afro ninja backflip
54. Horrible MA auditions spoof
55. Henry Rollins' fist > fan
56. Hair fu
57. I'm from 5th and Washington
58. I can even more slam your car door on you in Philly
59. Army ninja chop in the closet (no pun intended)
60. I can even more...oh, it's over. Don't charge like that.
61. Double pwn KO.
62. Chi jab. Must fall down..no can defend
63. Kiai master Yanagiryukenohshitthatsnotrealisit?
64. In Russia...security secures you.
65. Krotty girl punts nads in the ring.
66. REPEAT I can even more lose mma challenge with Kiai
67. Bobby can't do judo. 6 week injury FTL.
68. Bully KTFO - removed
69. MT Security officer vs some dude.
70. Hard things are hard, muay thai edition. Bat > shin
71. Krotty multi break fail
72. Stephen Seagal is a badass?????
73. Monkey chi????
74. Datzic mental moment. FU ref, through the ropes.
75. I can even more not rob this particular asian guy in a mall
76. Datzic WIN clocks Arlovski
77. I can even more still Judo your ass as tranni EPIC WIN
78. 1 guy, 2 bullies, 2 punches. Do not take her bag
79. Don't hit a girl in public (and pull up your pants)
80. Think before you jump (someone)..in a fast food joint (and pull up your pants a bit)
81. 3 Whit3 pow3r idiots fail. Guy fights them off by himself.
82. Real life gun disarm in B4skin Robinz
83. Time to not rob the Pizza
84. ULTIMATE FAIL RObber fatally wounds self in the dome during attempted robbery
85. Practical joker on TV show catchs a back kick to the grill, KTFO and PITH...ICU
86. Marine store clerk turns tables and pwns 2 armed robbers w/ EPIC voice over by the man himself
87. Kiss you kiss me, before our match
88. Kiss me KTFO before ours
89. Mah baybeh? IMA COM'N BAYBEH!
90. What not to do in boxing - lessons 1-5
91. If you're too drunk to party, you're too drunk to fight the bouncer
92. Special forces WTF?

[Auszi]

Australian Special Forces

[Super8astard]

I almost shat a lung, laughing.

That was the first video I wanted to post, but it took me till now to find it again. How many viewings did it take you to see the whole thing? Took me 2 1/2 to see it all.




Chumpter 91: Big guy in smedium Affliction shirt forgets big guys in smedium Affliction shirts can't fight.

[jspeedy]

Bully runs from kids dad.

[Chili Pepper]

Mike Vallely vs. 4