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**doofaloofa** · Posted On: 10/08/2011 3:24pm

Chumpster #70: Hard Things Are Hard III... Revenge of the hard things!

**SCInferno** · Posted On: 10/08/2011 4:05pm

Originally Posted by doofaloofa

Chumpster #69: hard Things Are Hard II... This time they're even harder

In fairness, the guy had hard shins...ouch!

WTF is this? It looks like he's trying to kick a football (of either variety) not a Thai kick.

**Sorekara** · Posted On: 10/08/2011 10:22pm

Chumpter #71: Steven Segal is a badass

**Super8astard** · Posted On: 10/08/2011 10:38pm

Originally Posted by Sorekara

Chumpter #71: Steven Segal is a badass

lol... LOL... LOL!!!

**IHaveSeenFnords** · Posted On: 10/08/2011 11:12pm

This
this man has trained a monkey to sit under a table and push things over using nothing but chi and a big stick. i bow to his monkey mastery and brass neck

**Super8astard** · Posted On: 10/09/2011 12:09am

Originally Posted by IHaveSeenFnords

This
this man has trained a monkey to sit under a table and push things over using nothing but chi and a big stick. i bow to his monkey mastery and brass neck

No, it's the force. Ain't no monkey.

**Sorekara** · Posted On: 10/09/2011 12:40am

Originally Posted by Super8astard

No, it's the force. Ain't no monkey.

No monkey? That makes me sad.

**ZZMaxX** · Posted On: 10/09/2011 1:33am

Originally Posted by SCInferno

I'm talking about the guard. It doesn't look like anything he threw landed and in the "post-fight interview" the thug didn't have a scratch on him.

The slow motion part had shown that the guard was landing hits. Just because someone got hit doesn't mean they automatically get marked up even if no protective equipment was used.