It's the BS Martial-Darwin awards thread~!

**jspeedy** · Posted On: 10/02/2011 1:54am

^I'm pretty sure I'd rather just be ko'd than be involved in this double ko scenario and be the ass of every blooper MMA thread to come.

**doofaloofa** · Posted On: 10/02/2011 4:02am

I'd just like to let you guys know that after the rooster chased the kid, the kids dad killed the rooster and they ate it so **** YOU ROOSTER!

**The Juggernoob** · Posted On: 10/02/2011 6:00am

Originally Posted by doofaloofa

I'd just like to let you guys know that after the rooster chased the kid, the kids dad killed the rooster and they ate it so **** YOU ROOSTER!

Cant eat the shame of a cowardly son away though can you.....That shame never goes away, no matter how much rooster you eat.

**doofaloofa** · Posted On: 10/02/2011 6:08am

Originally Posted by The Juggernoob

Cant eat the shame of a cowardly son away though can you.....That shame never goes away, no matter how much rooster you eat.

I'll ask your dad

**The Juggernoob** · Posted On: 10/02/2011 6:17am

Originally Posted by doofaloofa

I'll ask your dad

Im not sure how he'd respond to a topless man with a shotgun. I imagine conversations with you are usually from shouting distance behind cover.

**jspeedy** · Posted On: 10/02/2011 10:00pm

Originally Posted by doofaloofa

I'd just like to let you guys know that after the rooster chased the kid, the kids dad killed the rooster and they ate it so **** YOU ROOSTER!

Who the **** eats a rooster?

**bobyclumsyninja** · Posted On: 10/02/2011 10:22pm

Originally Posted by SCInferno

Here's one from my hometown (Philadelphia, PA).

I was by 5th & Washington a couple months ago. Didn't see this guy.

"....I'm from 5th and Washington..." hehe

EDIT: Didn't see your lower caption, but hhahahahaha that's great.

**BKR** · Posted On: 10/02/2011 10:59pm

Originally Posted by jspeedy

Who the **** eats a rooster?

They turn out pretty well if you cook them in the slow cooker. I like to use cheap Marsala wine I get at the grocery store for part of the base.

Definitly don't taste like store bought chicken, though!

**jspeedy** · Posted On: 10/02/2011 11:06pm

Originally Posted by BKR

They turn out pretty well if you cook them in the slow cooker. I like to use cheap Marsala wine I get at the grocery store for part of the base.

Definitly don't taste like store bought chicken, though!

Well, you live in Idaho so I guess it's okay. If we want something fancy here in FL we fry up a sting ray, tastes kinda like scallops!