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    Richard Simmons "b1tch-slaps" MMA fighter


    From Yahoo! News:

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    PHOENIX (Reuters) - Flamboyant fitness guru Richard Simmons was cited by authorities for allegedly slapping a man in an airport who was poking fun at his exercise videos, police said on Thursday.


    Simmons, 55, known for his tank tops, curly hair and exuberant demeanor, was ticketed for misdemeanor assault after allegedly striking the man across the face while in line at Phoenix Sky Harbor International Airport on Wednesday night, police said.

    "He apparently said, 'Hey everybody, it's Richard Simmons, let's drop our bags and rock to the '50s,"' said Sgt. Lauri Williams, a reference to a series of Simmons's well-known videos. "Mr. Simmons took offense and said he had to 'bitch slap' him."

    The victim, whose name was not immediately available, was described by police as a burly man known to compete in the spectator sport of cage fighting, otherwise known as mixed martial arts. He told authorities that he wanted to press charges against Simmons.

    Police said Simmons cooperated fully with officers at the scene and later was allowed to board a plan to Los Angeles. Police earlier said he had boarded a Las Vegas-bound flight.

    There was no immediate comment from Simmons' Los Angeles-based manager.

    http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...ple_simmons_dc
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    HAHAHAHHAAHHHAHAHAHHA< YES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    That was worth waking up to hear !!!!!!!
    HAHAHAHAHAH, bitch slap a MMA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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    More info here http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...1simmons1.html

    The MMA dude is 23, 6'1" and 255... little Richard has some balls.
    Seventh: If you think TKD doesn’t work, your right, until you get the side of you face smashed with a roundhouse kick. -- ronin69

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    At least until the Wing Chun clown car arrives. --JKDC

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    ... and some issues.
    Seventh: If you think TKD doesn’t work, your right, until you get the side of you face smashed with a roundhouse kick. -- ronin69

    It's just that I carry weapons and have no moral compass anymore. -- JKDChick

    At least until the Wing Chun clown car arrives. --JKDC

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    Rack up another loss for Tito Ortiz...

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    MMA does not train against bitchfighters.

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    And a hell of a bitch slap !!!

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    I had no clue the guy was a MMA fighter. Surprised he didn't go apeshit at his chance for his 15 min of fame (the dude that rear mounted Richard Simmons...*snicker*). I guess he didn't want to do the grapple with that flaming dude.
    Punches in bunches and kicks kicks kicks!

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    This MMA fighter is using the might of the law instead of the might of the muscles~~~
    "People think that judo is only unarmed combat - but you are never unarmed when you can hit someone with a planet. "
    - Uncyclopedia entry on Judo

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    He's a dick who asked to get bitchslapped and then when he got what he asked for he didn't know what to do.
    Later, when he'd realized that he'd been played for a fool he filed a complaint like a bitch instead of taking his lumps like a man.

    Real men don't publically attempt to humiliate other people.

    IOW, there were two gay men there that day.

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