Posted On:9/20/2011 7:13am
Style: BJJ n stuff
I got bad turf toe on my big toe and sprained the two middle ones in a BJJ comp recently. I can't walk around without limping but I still go to BJJ and use it as an excuse whenever I get submitted. Armbared = "damn turf toe". Triangled = "pesky sprained toes". Collar choked = "my foot is killing me".
Posted On:9/20/2011 7:36am
i got the tip of a focus mitt right in my eye...almost went to the ER but it got better.
Posted On:9/20/2011 12:26pm
Style: Ex-Tiger KF, ex-SanDa
I'm still nursing a (bruised?) rib from a judo throw from Sirc at the last Boston TD. I tried Judo after already having bruised my side rolling with Gabetuno. That's pretty idiotic.
Hey I'm sore, you know what I need? I need someone's weight landing on my from standing height. Brilliant~!
Posted On:9/20/2011 11:39pm
Originally Posted by ADM
I hope the lesson you learnt here was that your instructor isn't always right and is sometimes full of ****.
I have not ever again had the opportunity to tell an instructor to **** off, I am not doing *insert martial art move here* but that incident always looms in my mind.
However, my main source of injury protection is the fact that I don't do krotty.
"We often joke -- and we really wish it were a joke -- that you will only encounter two basic problems with your 'self-defense' training.
1) That it doesn't work
2) That it does work"
Posted On:9/21/2011 8:26am
Style: Muay Thai & Bjj
War & Peace takes up less space than my list of stupidly retarded injuries.
I've just had some serious surgery to fix tenosynovitis,a tendon infection in my right hand that no doubt could have been fixed with oral antibiotics if I wasn't such a fucking moron.
All of the meat,muscle & good stuff in the top of my hand ( between the last line/crease & my fingers is now gone.
I only went to hospital for this one when
a) I could no longer make a fist &
b) My wife threatened to kick me out of bed & change the locks if
I didn't get it sorted
What a fuckwit...
I'm the Mr. Bean of retarded injuries.
Last edited by Rickko; 9/21/2011 8:29am at .
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