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    Tape your effing toe, you wuss!
    And I was being nice about it.

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    Two weeks ago I broke my patella into 4 or 5 pieces in a mosh pit (Necromantix concert). Had surgery, I'm wearing a brace now and can't bend my knee for another 4 weeks. Then I start rehab.

    No BJJ or FMA for me for quite a while. ****, I can't even sit at a desk or in a chair without something to prop my leg up on and of course driving is out. All I can do all day is sit at home watch movies **** around on bullshido and make sure dinner is ready for my wife when she gets off work. In the mean time i'm doing some pullups and working out my beach muscles.

    The worse part of it all? I was supposed to go to a Royce Gracie in Hattiesburg MS on 9/15, then a stickfighting competition in Cincinnati Oh at the end of Sept, and test for completion of the art in Balintiwak FMA in Oct.

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    Had a couple of ribs seperated - then trained too soon. Sadistic **** sparring partner got an uppercut in the exact same spot - explosive exhale girly noise and a lie down. Took about a month to come right. Insult to injury - daughter does flying knee into same spot whilst play fighting on the floor. God was teaching me a lesson...I think, or aleast encouraging a bit of rest. Seriously getting out of bed was a spazzy roll manuever - wife pissed herself laughing everytime. Gonna payback that mofo(not my daughter, the other guy).

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    Quote Originally Posted by BKR View Post
    I got a cut in the roof of my mouth while doing Judo randori with my coach.

    From his thumbnail.

    After that I kept my mouth shut.
    LOL! I think we have a winner!

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    I was breaking a board at some fucking belt test and the instructor asked me to do throw a mawashi-geri and break it with the ball of my foot. I had never practiced it before. Toe met board, not ball of foot.

    Toe has never been the same.
    "We often joke -- and we really wish it were a joke -- that you will only encounter two basic problems with your 'self-defense' training.
    1) That it doesn't work
    2) That it does work"
    -Animal MacYoung

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    Quote Originally Posted by Res Judicata View Post
    And I was being nice about it.
    Juggernoob no get subtle, juggernoob need slap to face!
    Falling for Judo since 1980

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    In no-gi we were doing side control w/a hammerlock/kimura. The guy supervising me and the giant ex-wrestler power lifter I had been paired with was giving us directions (since I am very much a noob) and I let up on my downward pressure to listen. My partner took that opportunity to secure his half of the kimura tighter and roll over, which resulted in my arm (in the kimura still) getting trapped underneath him and a pretty epic popping in my shoulder. My arm was numb for a while, and I needed almost a month before I could move it normally again.

    Thats my dumbest injury. Unless you include being a bumbling pre teen and spraining my ankles constantly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crappler View Post
    I was breaking a board at some fucking belt test and the instructor asked me to do throw a mawashi-geri and break it with the ball of my foot. I had never practiced it before. Toe met board, not ball of foot.

    Toe has never been the same.
    I hope the lesson you learnt here was that your instructor isn't always right and is sometimes full of ****.

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    I had a motorbike helmet drop on my head and give me concussion.

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    I took my brother training with me, and we were doing takedowns and he was messing about / not paying attention and he pulled me down on top of him and I landed very hard on his chest.

    I had obviously caused an injury and he promptly got up kicked me square in the nuts and went home.

    I was out for 2 weeks with the nut shot, and he was injured for a month as I had broken some ribs, oh and I was asked not to bring him back.

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