Idiotic Injuries

**The Juggernoob** · Posted On: 9/19/2011 1:27pm

So, I cant train tonight because i've sprained my toe. You heard me, I have sprained a toe.
:fffuuu:

What are your most idiotic/retarded/frustrating injuries?

**Res Judicata** · Posted On: 9/19/2011 1:33pm

Originally Posted by The Juggernoob

So, I cant train tonight because i've sprained my toe. You heard me, I have sprained a toe.
:fffuuu:

What are your most idiotic/retarded/frustrating injuries?

You do Judo, don't you?

**LarsCG** · Posted On: 9/19/2011 1:35pm

Lockneck. You know, when something decides to go "tinnnng!" in your upper back and you suddenly can't turn your head, nod your head, shake your head or sneeze without seeing black spots and getting dizzy with pain. All your training buddies have to do to submit you is to pat you on the back, or go "Hey, look there!"

**The Juggernoob** · Posted On: 9/19/2011 1:35pm

Indeed. I just dont see a way around it, starts in 25 mins and it still hurts to put pressure on the left side of my foot.

**judoka_uk** · Posted On: 9/19/2011 1:36pm

He's calling you a ******.

**The Juggernoob** · Posted On: 9/19/2011 1:41pm

Originally Posted by judoka_uk

He's calling you a ******.

Like I care. What makes it worse, is that after 2 hours of JJ rolling yesterday, I fucked my foot up on a metal stool.

Besides,

Watch it and re-assess yourself.

**Res Judicata** · Posted On: 9/19/2011 1:43pm

I spent six weeks+ doing ne waza with my legs tied together after I sprained my knee. But, you know, a toe is pretty bad.

**The Juggernoob** · Posted On: 9/19/2011 1:48pm

Originally Posted by Res Judicata

I spent six weeks+ doing ne waza with my legs tied together after I sprained my knee. But, you know, a toe is pretty bad.

Does'nt that make you an idiot with no knowledge of sports injury?

Also, you're assuming I have any control over what I train while im there.

**The Juggernoob** · Posted On: 9/19/2011 1:50pm

**** it, you manipulative bastards. If I make it worse im going to nut-shot you across the atlantic.

**adskibullus** · Posted On: 9/19/2011 1:55pm

Not an injury but still a s**t reason for not training.... a cold. I know i know its a faggy reason but i dont think people would appreciate getting snotted all over during newaza randori.