i'm 7 minutes into "never back down 2"

[omoplatypus]

anybody want to take bets on if i can finish it or not?

so far it sucks major eggs.

[dflanmod]

So how far did you make it???

[ermghoti]

MOre importantly, how drunk/high were you? That would factor heavily in my oddsmaking.

[omoplatypus]

i'm now 31 minutes into it.

so far the best line is "he's the worst role model since sweep the leg"

the training montage so far has been a mix of typical MMA, caporaira, TKD katas, and the dumbest grappling drill ever.

i have to finish this movie straight. no smoke or drink to take the edge off.

[omoplatypus]

you remember how in the first one, the main character's dad had died in a drunk driving accident? yeah, in part 2 the main character's dad turned gay and ran off with some sissy from san fran.

[dflanmod]

you remember how in the first one, the main character's dad had died in a drunk driving accident? yeah, in part 2 the main character's dad turned gay and ran off with some sissy from san fran.

Damn you STBA. Damn you. Damn you to hell.
I could have gone my whole life without seeing this movie. Now I just know that I am going to go home, get sucked into the vortex and watch this steamy pile of ****.

I mean really. You're the kinda guy who see's the fat whale of a chick out on the nudist beach and says to your friends " hey check out the hottie". It's too late for your friends who now have the lumpy curdled cottage cheese thighs and stretch marks seared into their brains forever.

[omoplatypus]

almost done with this ****.

why did they have to make the jewish kid the bad guy?

[Rene "Zendokan" Gysenbergs]

Untill this thread I even didn't know that there was a "2" and luckily I haven't seen the first.
Life is peachy

[dflanmod]

Ignorance is bliss ain't it?

[omoplatypus]

it's over, and all i can say is;

never back down 2 is worse than face aids.

if they make a part 3, i'll just cut off my own testicles with a rusty pair of safety scissors before watching it.