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  1. ThePhenom is offline

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    Posted On:
    6/23/2002 6:21pm


     

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    Top Nine Signs You're in a McDojo

    9. You instructor has a Grandmasters Certificate. In Crayon.

    8. The Senior Assistant Instructor is a 4 year old black belt.

    7. The sign in the window says the school trains in more than 10 martial arts.

    6. Your instructor tries to sell you Amway products.

    5. While examining the schools tournament trophies, you find 3 for spelpng bees.

    4. Reading the contract for the school is considered a kata (and a long one at that).

    3. No one sweats.

    2. While at a tournament, your opponent finds out who your teacher is and high-fives his teacher.

    1. When paying for your belt examinations, the instructor asks: "Do you want fries with that?"


    I took this off a website its pretty funny but I think some of you have already prolly seen it LOL
  2. Phrost is offline
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    Posted On:
    6/23/2002 6:22pm

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     Guy Who Pays the Bills and Gets the Death Threats Style: MMA (Retired)

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    Haha, that's dead on. What site did you get it from?

    #10. Your school has the word "SHAOLIN" in huge letters on a sign outside your school, but they teach Karate

    What's sad is that I've seen this before.
  3. Darth Paul is offline

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    Posted On:
    6/23/2002 6:23pm


     

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    I saw drove past a school with a sign that read "Kung Fu Do". If the light hadn't turned green and I had a brick...
  4. migo is offline

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    Posted On:
    6/23/2002 6:25pm


     Style: Baboo Baby

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    That actually does sort of work. Except it should have been spelled Dao to be chinese.
  5. ThePhenom is offline

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    6/23/2002 6:25pm


     

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    I searched for "Mcdojo" on google and this site was one of the first to pop up.That #9 was the one I like the most.
  6. crowey is offline

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    Posted On:
    6/23/2002 6:26pm


     Style: Kung Fu/TKD/MMA n00b

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    lol, i like #2 myself.
    having had the reverse happen to me, i was chatting to a girl i was gonna fight at a tournament, she asked who my instructor was, i told her, and her reply was "oh ****".
    marvelous.
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    A t.v. in the corner playing cartoons when the kiddies get tired.
  8. Virus is offline
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    Posted On:
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    Join us... or die
     Style: Judo

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    You mistake the number of dan levels for the instructor's phone number.
  9. polishillusion is offline

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    11/16/2006 3:50am

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    9. You instructor has a Grandmasters Certificate. In Crayon.


    Didn't Coda Scott have one in magic marker?
  10. Askari is offline

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    11/16/2006 4:51am


     Style: BJJ, Ju-Jitsu

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    #6 happened to me about 17 years ago, very surreal!
    "Sifu, I"m niether - I'm a fire dragon so don't **** with me!"
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