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    Quote Originally Posted by dflanmod View Post
    What?????

    No eye gouge?

    No taint punting?

    No tongue punching the fart box?

    Obviously this is not teh d3adly.
    I'm sure it's in the video. He was selling a video right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grey Owl View Post
    Well. He got a woman in a bikini to lie on him so he is waaaay ahead of 90% of us losers.
    For extra lulz they should have used a fat chick in a bikini.

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Its always good to see an amputee kick the **** out if a hobbit...on so many levels

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    I feel safer already

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    You will not be able to defend yourself against me!!!!
    "We often joke -- and we really wish it were a joke -- that you will only encounter two basic problems with your 'self-defense' training.
    1) That it doesn't work
    2) That it does work"
    -Animal MacYoung

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    1) This would never work against LeBell.

    2) When did Keith Apicary started doing Karate!?!?!
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    RIP SOLDIER

    Didn't anyone ever tell him a fat man could never be a ninja
    -Gene, GODHAND

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    well...it still beats what captain chris is offering.

    edit: can anyone actually think of a credible self defense for amputees? so that they can defend themselves against PURVEHTS?

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    Well funny thing here..

    HE had a van,
    HE had a weird accent,
    HE had something resembling a mustache

    HE also managed to convince a woman in a bikini to lie on top of him...

    You tell me who the REAL pervert is.

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    It did give me some "Sexy ideas" though!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toughsensei View Post
    It did give me some "Sexy ideas" though!!
    you got a peg leg fetish too?

    we are a dying breed my friend.

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