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    Quote Originally Posted by Ashkuff View Post
    Maybe you can put your education to use and offer me some, you know, input beyond misspelling my name? Let's start with: exactly what's pseudo-intellectual about statements like, "lots of people carry knives, nobody wants to get stabbed, so people prefer to keep their distance during a brawl?"
    1. Using 836 words to express such a casual observation.

    2. the notion that not wanting to be in a full nelson-which you say is playful, but which is barred in scholastic wrestling as it can work as a neck crank—and that defending one's self with a weapon as an artifact of "cross-cultural contact zones" (those awful Mexicans will cut ya, not like those playful midwestern types and their wrestling holds!) as part of those 836 words, but leaving out that notion when restating the claim as a casual observation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ke?poFist View Post
    Don't get me wrong, striking of course is a necessary part of fighting, but all this focus on the striking range of fighting just seems excessive considering the realities of combat. All you need to do to nullify a striker is cover up, close the distance and grab him.

    I mean if you can get lucky and hit a guy and drop him then good for you, but why risk it when you can just force the clinch and take him down, then punch him while he's on his back?

    I see so many dedicating hours and hours of training into developing a skillset that really only is useful in a kickboxing match, I don't get you people.
    I can't believe you actually asked that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim_Jude View Post
    will you teach your son the secret dim mak so he can probably take people out with a headshot, just like his daddy?
    Dim mak is a left hook?

    Damn, I learn something new every time I logon here.

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    http://mirrorimg.net/im1/6dk.gif

    The guy getting knocked out is a BJJ Black Belt.

    Tools for all ranges is better than being a tool with only one range.

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    Quote Originally Posted by meinmachine View Post
    http://mirrorimg.net/im1/6dk.gif

    The guy getting knocked out is a BJJ Black Belt.

    Tools for all ranges is better than being a tool with only one range.
    I heard striking causes dangerous levels of oestrogen to build up, shrinks the penis and increases butthurt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Juggernoob View Post
    I heard striking causes dangerous levels of oestrogen to build up, shrinks the penis and increases butthurt.
    You heard striking does this?

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    You're butthurt because we homo-roll with our massive grapple wangs, whereas you enjoy that hetero "flinging a hotdog down a hallway" experience with your 'clinical micropenii' , get angry and go hit more things.

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    Awww.... Little lady forgot to take her midol...

    By the way, the old hotdog in the hallway thing was only mildly funny the first time it was used. Haven't you ever heard "fuckin a glass of water"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Super8astard View Post
    Awww.... Little lady forgot to take her midol...

    By the way, the old hotdog in the hallway thing was only mildly funny the first time it was used. Haven't you ever heard "fuckin a glass of water"?
    Flicking a grain of rice into outer space.

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    Damn... Even a small dick can shank off a wall. That would have to be one very seasoned woman.

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