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  1. #151

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    i have a feeling none of you have ever gotten your taint pummeled

  2. #152

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    Stabbing the Face.
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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Yeah we have.

  3. #153

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    yea all of that is definitely true, but getting hit in the head a lot does cause a lot of unnecessary loss of brain cells, i dont wanna be like Myke Tyson (or as he says it, a "raphist")

  4. #154

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gezere View Post
    *sigh* Why is it those with no real experience always believe they came up with something no one else has thought of or tried!?!?! FYI there is a reason why people are telling you it won't work and its not because no one thought of it before.
    It's because he's a high school kid, and all high school kids are full of ****. Heh.

  5. #155
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChriStriker View Post
    ill have to ask my mom about that, the bigger you are the stronger you are but that just means that i could just walk backwards for 45 minutes while you try to attack me and then i will knee you in taint.
    I take back what I said. Clearly you are quite the fighter, with bold, realistic strategies. Maybe don't mention to your mom about your plan to jam your knee into an Internet man's taint.

    but i could drive to were you are and it would take me like an 1.5 hours max so would you consider fighting me for fun in two and a half years right now so we can record it, im going to be doing a low of funny stuff in two and a half years from now and i will be recording it and i think this would be funny to watch no matter what happend
    If your plans for two and a half years from now is to make funny videos, I kinda doubt your attention span is two and a half years long. In the event you contact me 30 months from now, sure, but there's nothing to be gained by beating a tiny noob, so I propose some fun rules: we can only use techniques that the other person is skeptical of, so I only get body kicks, guillotines, crab scissors, pulling Muhammad Alis, clinch knees and flurries of hooks, and you only get bobbing and weaving, ass-knees, easy takedowns, kick catches and return flurries of hooks after my flurries.

  6. #156
    His heart was visible, and the dismal sack that maketh excrement of what is eaten. supporting member
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChriStriker View Post
    i have a feeling none of you have ever gotten your taint pummeled
    Paging Dr. Hedgehogey.

  7. #157

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    so all i get to do is knee you in the taint i would still probably win

  8. #158
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChriStriker View Post
    so all i get to do is knee you in the taint i would still probably win
    No you won't
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    Xiao Ao Jiang Hu Zhi Dong Fang Bu Bai (Laughing Proud Warrior Invincible Asia) Dark Emperor of Baji!!!

    RIP SOLDIER

    Didn't anyone ever tell him a fat man could never be a ninja
    -Gene, GODHAND

    You can't practice Judo just to win a Judo Match! You practice so that no matter what happens, you can win using Judo!
    The key to fighting two men at once is to be much tougher than both of them.
    -Daniel Tosh

  9. #159
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    Holy ****. Tonight in class I had a guy throwing a flurry of punches at me so I kneed him in the taint. He instantly fell down and they had to take him to the hospital.

    I am now banned from the gym for using real street fighting. :(

  10. #160

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gezere View Post
    No you won't
    yea i know lol i am willing to fall through with this and ihope all of you stick around in the forums for my ass beating, i think it would be better if i was allowed another technique though besides bobbing and weaving and taint smacking

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