Steven Seagal threatened with lawsuit

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I would sure as hell sue the pants off of a city/county/PD if they took a battering ram so they can stop me from having a bunch of gerbils for pets.

I'm sure there would be some police protocol breaches you could bring up in the case. I base this assumption on the fact that it was led by goddamn Steven Seagal.

[KO'd N DOA]

I hope the camera are running when Seagal goes after Tyson's Pigeons. That would be a thing of beauty.

[Wing Chun Bear]

Van damme: I'm in the new Expandable Movie. I get to carry big guns and shoot bad guys

Steven: I'm on a reality cop tv show and i carry guns to kill cock ****ers like you.

[battlefields]

Van damme: I'm in the new Expandable Movie. I get to carry big guns and shoot bad guys

Steven: I'm on a reality cop tv show and i carry guns to kill cock ****ers like you.

Steven Seagal is in that new movie as well. It's called EXPANDABLE: Gut Instinct

[Tom .C]

I think it's pretty cool that Steven defeated an army of 100 criminal fighting roosters. It was most likely a terrifying battle with a storm of flying feathers and barbecue sauce.

[LesbianSeagal]

I think it's pretty cool that Steven defeated an army of 100 criminal fighting roosters. It was most likely a terrifying battle with a storm of flying feathers and barbecue sauce.

Yeah, it's one cock against 100.

[LesbianSeagal]

Van damme: I'm in the new Expandable Movie. I get to carry big guns and shoot bad guys

Steven: I'm on a reality cop tv show and i carry guns to kill cock ****ers like you.

Van damme and Seagal = Curly and Moe

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Van damme: I'm in the new Expandable Movie. I get to carry big guns and shoot bad guys

Steven: I'm on a reality cop tv show and i carry guns to kill cock ****ers like you.

Steven can't just go around shooting random cokeheads!