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    Quote Originally Posted by Vince Tortelli View Post
    Brazil(AP)

    Scientists and theologians around the world have been thrown into turmoil when an oil rig off the coast of Brazil drilled down into what appears to be the traditional Judeo-Christian afterlife. At approximately 12 noon, September 25, the rig drilled into what was initially thought to be an air pocket but was soon discoverd to be much bigger, as flames of such intensity that they continued to burn in open water came roaring out of the tunnel.

    Workers on the scene claimed to have heard screams of agony and profanities in at least twelve different languages, and some claimed to have seen batwinged humanoid figures emerging from the ocean above the drilling site.

    On September 27th, South American scientists sent an unmanned submersible vehicle equpped with a camera into the area, but instead of the flames reported during the initial incident the pictures revealed a frozen, icy abyss.



    Although an audio recorder attached to the USV did record agonized begging and enraged cursing in what Brazilian linguistics experts have identified as English, Spanish, Hebrew, Latin, Greek, Sumerian, German, and Esperanto.

    Potential ramifications of this discovery, and why such a dramatic change occurred between Thursday and Saturday, are still being debated by experts, with plans to send a manned expedition into the area to gather information being vetoed by the Brazilian Navy, because, according to a naval media liasion "You ever see that movie with Morpheus in space, my fren? Is no good can come of us running around down there."

    In probably unrelated news, Rodrigo Medeiros blackbelt and UFC veteran Tim Credeur promoted me to purple belt Saturday, September 27, 2011, pictoral evidence is up on my profile picture.

    This same story was published some years ago, but the location was in Russia rather than Brazil. What happened was some newspaper in Finland picked up the story from another paper which didn't check its facts, which picked it up from a tabloid paper, which picked it up from some small-town Christian magazine, which in turn picked it up from another tabloid which just made it up in the first place. The drilling project (in this case the Kona {or Kora perhaps} Borehole in arctic regions of Russia) was actually real. But the shooting flames, bat-like figures, and tormented screams were all fiction.

    P.S. The purpose of this post is not lost on me. Congrats on your shiny new belt, man.
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    Vince does zhoo zhitsu? I thought he was all about catch wrasslin'.

    PROOF that I'm not a completely useless poster:
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    3moose1 is correct. Sig THAT, you fucker.

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    I went out with a delightful young woman who was on a regimen of pills that made her taste of burned onions.
    That is not conducive to passionate cunnilingus, my friend, let me assure you.
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    I agree with moosey

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    corngrats and thanks for the Kano/Helio story. Consider it stolen.

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    For the record I never said that.

    I can also confirm the purple belt.
    Judo is only gentle for the guy on top.

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    I knew it was a fake story as they also heared maoning in esperanto, nobody speaks that.
    Im also suspicious about this 'purple belt' news...

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    Luckily you can still wear your yellow Hulkamania shirt, I know that purple and yellow don't go as good together as blue and yellow, but it's still a match made in heav...euh, hell.

    Congratulations on your purple belt.
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    It looks like this is a great fighting method if someone replaces your shampoo with superglue.
    The real deadly:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lebell View Post
    Im also suspicious about this 'purple belt' news...
    he is young and does not possess a back constructed of Rice Krispie Treats.

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    Reading Snake's retarded posts I suddenly remembered an old saying about this subject:' Hell is other people.'

    Burn!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Coach Josh View Post
    For the record I never said that.

    I can also confirm the purple belt.
    After some contemplation I think I understand what happened here.
    My grandfather on my dad's side used to tell that joke with Ole Miss/LSU instead of Judo/BJJ, with Les Miles in Helio Gracie's place.
    And somehow that got mixed up with the judo class after you taught after watching the new Thor, when you told us that the All Father was a judoka, and the proof was that the sons of Midgard were designed so that elbows could drive into collarbones for morote seoi nage. Remember, it was the same day you told us to throw tai otoshi like we were swinging the hammer Thor? And thus the previously mentioned post.

    Oh well. I thought it was funny, and it sort of sounds like something you might say. Sorry?


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    Close enough
    Judo is only gentle for the guy on top.

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