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  1. Vince Tortelli is offline

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    It really does feel strange.
    Back in the day, me and my brother would load up the truck and take a four hour drive because we were going to work out with a Tae Kwon Do instructor who was having a special class to teach an armlock he learned from his brother in law from Alabama, who learned it when he stopped on the side of the road in Oklahoma and helped a guy who turned out to be a BJJ three stripe white belt change a flat tire.
    And now I'm a purple belt.
  2. WhiteShark is offline
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    1% Shark is better than you.

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Now you get to find out how little you know. Congrats!
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    MADE OF STEEL!

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    Posted On:
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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    I personally subscribe to theological hypothesis that Hell was operating as normal until April 26, 1994 - the day that Mas Oyama died. Upon the non-Christian and thus damned karateka's arrival at the netherworld, the devil was quickly punched to death and the former torment-dimension was converted into an exceptionally large dojo.

    Also, congratulations, Vince.
    The fool thinks himself immortal,
    If he hold back from battle;
    But old age will grant him no truce,
    Even if spears spare him.
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    Jebus wanz u to trane ze zhoo zhitzu my fren
  5. BoonDog is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vince Tortelli View Post

    In probably unrelated news, Rodrigo Medeiros blackbelt and UFC veteran Tim Credeur promoted me to purple belt Saturday, September 27, 2011, pictoral evidence is up on my profile picture.
    So when do y'all learn how to read a Calendar, you big redneck hick.

    Congrats.
  6. KO'd N DOA is offline

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     Style: Judo Sandbagger

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    Mmmmm purple target. Congrats.
  7. Gezere is offline
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    My guns bigger than Scrapper's!

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    Prince approves!
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    Xiao Ao Jiang Hu Zhi Dong Fang Bu Bai (Laughing Proud Warrior Invincible Asia) Dark Emperor of Baji!!!

    RIP SOLDIER

    Didn't anyone ever tell him a fat man could never be a ninja
    -Gene, GODHAND

    You can't practice Judo just to win a Judo Match! You practice so that no matter what happens, you can win using Judo!
    The key to fighting two men at once is to be much tougher than both of them.
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     Style: Boxing, Solar Ray Attack

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    congrats! Now you must use it save humanity from the mothman (etc).

    edit: mothMEN
    http://woodwardswhiskey.wordpress.com/

    He was punching him like the collective karmic debt he'd accrued was coming to collections, mostly on his face.
  9. Vince Tortelli is offline

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    So when do y'all learn how to read a Calendar, you big redneck hick.

    Congrats.
    In addition to being a UFC fighter and BJJ Black belt Tim Credeur has also discovered time travel, thus he is able to send pictures of belt upgrades a month in the future into the past. He also used this power to interfere with the past and keep Ken Shamrock from defeating Royce Gracie in UFC 1 because he got tired of walking around his school wearing only a purple cape and tiny, tiny shorts.

    Quote Originally Posted by Snake Plissken View Post
    Jebus wanz u to trane ze zhoo zhitzu my fren
    When Helio Gracie died, Jesus met him at the Pearly Gates and said,
    "Helio, because of the way you've changed the face of martial arts, and all the people you helped making BJJ mainstream, we're giving you your own little cottage in a really nice part of Heaven."

    Helio thinks, this is pretty cool, so he walks on in and sure enough, he has a little cottage with everything he could ever want, including some mat space to train in. But after a few centuries, even the coziest little nook gets boring, so he starts walking around the rest of Heaven, and he sees a HUGE mansion, surrounded by golden statues emulating all 67 throws of the Gokyo, the kanji for "Minimum effort, maximum results" and "mutual benefit for all" plastered all over everything, and the entire front of the house is a stained glass window of Jigoro Kano teaching at the first Kodokan.

    Now, this ticks Helio off a bit, so he goes back to his cottage and sulks. A few days later, Jesus comes by, sees that he's in a bad mood, and says "What's wrong, my son?"
    "Look, Jesus." Helio replies "I created Gracie Jiu Jitsu. I changed the face of martial arts forever. I helped millions of people get fitter, more confident, and better at self defense, and all I get to show for it is this tiny cottage, while Jigoro Kano gets a huge mansion! It's not fair!"
    "Oh, I see what the problem is." Jesus says. "You must have finally seen MY house."

    #The above is not original to me, I heard it from Coach Josh.
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     Style: BJJ, formerly Judo

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    It really pleases me that everyone with a belt in BJJ generally wonders "How the **** did I get here?" It really appeases my sense that I'm a moran when it comes to the grapple to realise that everyone thinks they're a moran.

    Also, Massive Congrats
    Quote Originally Posted by Judoka_UK
    Judo is the PC to Sambo's Mac.
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