Thread: Proof of Hell's Existence?
8/30/2011 9:58pm, #11
It really does feel strange.
Back in the day, me and my brother would load up the truck and take a four hour drive because we were going to work out with a Tae Kwon Do instructor who was having a special class to teach an armlock he learned from his brother in law from Alabama, who learned it when he stopped on the side of the road in Oklahoma and helped a guy who turned out to be a BJJ three stripe white belt change a flat tire.
And now I'm a purple belt.
8/30/2011 10:55pm, #12
Now you get to find out how little you know. Congrats!
8/30/2011 11:09pm, #13
I personally subscribe to theological hypothesis that Hell was operating as normal until April 26, 1994 - the day that Mas Oyama died. Upon the non-Christian and thus damned karateka's arrival at the netherworld, the devil was quickly punched to death and the former torment-dimension was converted into an exceptionally large dojo.
Also, congratulations, Vince.The fool thinks himself immortal,
If he hold back from battle;
But old age will grant him no truce,
Even if spears spare him.
8/31/2011 12:14am, #14
8/31/2011 2:14pm, #15
- Join Date
- Aug 2008
- Lynnwood, WA
- running scared
8/31/2011 4:02pm, #16
- Join Date
- Feb 2008
- Judo Sandbagger
Mmmmm purple target. Congrats.
8/31/2011 4:22pm, #17
- Join Date
- Jul 2002
- Rhineland Pfalz, Der Vaderland
Xiao Ao Jiang Hu Zhi Dong Fang Bu Bai (Laughing Proud Warrior Invincible Asia) Dark Emperor of Baji!!!
Didn't anyone ever tell him a fat man could never be a ninja
You can't practice Judo just to win a Judo Match! You practice so that no matter what happens, you can win using Judo!The key to fighting two men at once is to be much tougher than both of them.
8/31/2011 5:22pm, #18
congrats! Now you must use it save humanity from the mothman (etc).
He was punching him like the collective karmic debt he'd accrued was coming to collections, mostly on his face.
8/31/2011 10:41pm, #19So when do y'all learn how to read a Calendar, you big redneck hick.
"Helio, because of the way you've changed the face of martial arts, and all the people you helped making BJJ mainstream, we're giving you your own little cottage in a really nice part of Heaven."
Helio thinks, this is pretty cool, so he walks on in and sure enough, he has a little cottage with everything he could ever want, including some mat space to train in. But after a few centuries, even the coziest little nook gets boring, so he starts walking around the rest of Heaven, and he sees a HUGE mansion, surrounded by golden statues emulating all 67 throws of the Gokyo, the kanji for "Minimum effort, maximum results" and "mutual benefit for all" plastered all over everything, and the entire front of the house is a stained glass window of Jigoro Kano teaching at the first Kodokan.
Now, this ticks Helio off a bit, so he goes back to his cottage and sulks. A few days later, Jesus comes by, sees that he's in a bad mood, and says "What's wrong, my son?"
"Look, Jesus." Helio replies "I created Gracie Jiu Jitsu. I changed the face of martial arts forever. I helped millions of people get fitter, more confident, and better at self defense, and all I get to show for it is this tiny cottage, while Jigoro Kano gets a huge mansion! It's not fair!"
"Oh, I see what the problem is." Jesus says. "You must have finally seen MY house."
#The above is not original to me, I heard it from Coach Josh.
8/31/2011 11:23pm, #20
It really pleases me that everyone with a belt in BJJ generally wonders "How the **** did I get here?" It really appeases my sense that I'm a moran when it comes to the grapple to realise that everyone thinks they're a moran.
Also, Massive CongratsOriginally Posted by Judoka_UK