redneck dumb chucks

**searcher66071** · Posted On: 8/22/2011 12:01pm

He needs to receive the First Monthly Awesome Redneck of The Month award from BS.

**judoist** · Posted On: 8/22/2011 12:09pm

Next thing you know there's gonna be yuppie kung fu.

**Kouch** · Posted On: 8/22/2011 12:14pm

LMVO!!!! this duded needs a t.v. show!..
*too far? it was a little much wasnt it?*

**Lindz** · Posted On: 8/22/2011 12:23pm

Originally Posted by W. Rabbit

Softwood down the grain? 400 lbs of redneck + gravity?

Not impressed. More impressed by the ability to two fist the carbines and single fist the shotgun. Now that's a skill...

Did he even hit the target?

**WorldWarCheese** · Posted On: 8/22/2011 1:06pm

"Click click bang bang"

I fucking love that man.

**Snake Plissken** · Posted On: 8/22/2011 1:36pm

I am more impressed with his ability to master the usage of "The UToobz"

**Bladesmith** · Posted On: 8/22/2011 1:37pm

Yeah, and he was out of breath after swinging the 'chucks. I'm a noob, with no training at all, and I think I could stay out of his way for long enough to get him winded. Either that or just sucker punch him when he goes to get another beer.

The kick from a .223, even at full auto, is minor. Put a pair of .44's in his hands, or get him to fire a Roadblocker with his arm fully extended, and I'll be impressed. Hell, I'd be impressed if he didn't break his own silly nose...

**KO'd N DOA** · Posted On: 8/22/2011 3:05pm

[QUOTE=Bladesmith;2593581]Yeah, and he was out of breath after swinging the 'chucks. I'm a noob, with no training at all, and I think I could stay out of his way for long enough to get him winded. Either that or just sucker punch him when he goes to get another beer.

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R U Keith Hackney?