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    In Above The Law
    The intro gives martial arts
    Fakes inspiration

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    In Seagal's world view
    Eskimos look like Chinese
    And ride horses well

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    Woah. Alex Van Halen got huge. Join us... or die
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    If you sub Seagal
    for Van Damme in Blood Sport VI,
    Chong Li would throw pork.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sarcastro
    He screams like a little girl as the pain ripples through his arm, shoots up into his brain, and now your dick is hard.



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    Woah. Alex Van Halen got huge. Join us... or die
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    Shaky stick legs bear
    huge load; pregnant man with pone?
    Black can't slim mountains.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sarcastro
    He screams like a little girl as the pain ripples through his arm, shoots up into his brain, and now your dick is hard.



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    Seagal musterd chi
    Lebell put on his jime
    Seagal only peed

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    Cletus is ex spook,
    FBI, DEA and
    peaceful herbalist.

    His lethal skills were
    imparted to him by an
    aging sushi chef.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sorekara View Post
    Seagal musterd chi
    Lebell put on his jime
    Seagal only peed
    Urine is not all
    Uncle Gene squeeze Big Poppa
    Until poop comes out

    Van Damme is angry
    Demand that Seagal show hands
    Fat man run away

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    Cletus is a cop
    When he runs his belly flop
    But the crook just walk

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    Marries teacher's girl
    Makes rank quickly to be sure
    Comes back home for cash

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    Quote Originally Posted by hungryjoe View Post
    Marries teacher's girl
    Makes rank quickly to be sure
    Comes back home for cash
    Gangsters of Japan
    Never come for sensei's blood
    He once beat up drunks

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