The ballad of Steven Seagal thread

**Larus marinus** · Posted On: 8/21/2011 12:12pm

In Above The Law
The intro gives martial arts
Fakes inspiration

**Larus marinus** · Posted On: 8/21/2011 12:29pm

In Seagal's world view
Eskimos look like Chinese
And ride horses well

**Gabetuno** · Posted On: 8/21/2011 12:51pm

If you sub Seagal
for Van Damme in Blood Sport VI,
Chong Li would throw pork.

**Gabetuno** · Posted On: 8/21/2011 12:54pm

Shaky stick legs bear
huge load; pregnant man with pone?
Black can't slim mountains.

**Sorekara** · Posted On: 8/21/2011 5:52pm

Seagal musterd chi
Lebell put on his jime
Seagal only peed

**W. Rabbit** · Posted On: 8/21/2011 6:28pm

Cletus is ex spook,
FBI, DEA and
peaceful herbalist.

His lethal skills were
imparted to him by an
aging sushi chef.

**Larus marinus** · Posted On: 8/21/2011 6:34pm

Originally Posted by Sorekara

Seagal musterd chi
Lebell put on his jime
Seagal only peed

Urine is not all
Uncle Gene squeeze Big Poppa
Until poop comes out

Van Damme is angry
Demand that Seagal show hands
Fat man run away

**Sorekara** · Posted On: 8/21/2011 8:00pm

Cletus is a cop
When he runs his belly flop
But the crook just walk

**hungryjoe** · Posted On: 8/21/2011 8:10pm

Marries teacher's girl
Makes rank quickly to be sure
Comes back home for cash

**Larus marinus** · Posted On: 8/21/2011 8:17pm

Originally Posted by hungryjoe

Marries teacher's girl
Makes rank quickly to be sure
Comes back home for cash

Gangsters of Japan
Never come for sensei's blood
He once beat up drunks

No BS MMA & Martial Arts