Teh r3@l nasty

**dflanmod** · Posted On: 8/12/2011 5:16pm

So a while ago this new guy comes to class and I ended up rolling with him. In the middle rolling I look down and see blood on my gi. So I stopped and said "hold up, somebody is bleeding". The guy looks at me and says "oh it's alright that's just from my acne breaking open"

Gag!!!!!!!!! Gag!!!!!!
I tapped.

His face was a bloody pockmarked mess.

So what's the most revolting thing that's happend to you while training????

**ermghoti** · Posted On: 8/12/2011 5:24pm

The OP can be used as a weight loss plan. "Just read these 52 little words just before each meal, and you are guaranteed to lose 35 lbs a week!"

**judoka_uk** · Posted On: 8/12/2011 5:28pm

I once got my toes caught up in another guy's genitals whilst playing butterfly guard only to have us both break away from each other, somewhat embarrassed.

**dflanmod** · Posted On: 8/12/2011 5:28pm

Tell me about it. I typed that up right before my fajitas got delivered to my table. Chose the wrong damn time to relive that moment.

**dflanmod** · Posted On: 8/12/2011 5:33pm

Originally Posted by judoka_uk

I once got my toes caught up in another guy's genitals whilst playing butterfly guard only to have us both break away from each other, somewhat embarrassed.

How the **** did that work out? Was he wearing shorts or something?

BTW like your new avatar.

**judoka_uk** · Posted On: 8/12/2011 5:52pm

Originally Posted by dflanmod

How the **** did that work out? Was he wearing shorts or something?

I'm terrible at butterfly guard, he's very good at Judo and add in baggy zubon and well that what's can happen. I'm sure I've already told the story about the bloke wearing elasticated trousers who 'treated' me to a full showing of his under carriage when someone was trying to pass his guard.

Originally Posted by dflanmod

BTW like your new avatar.

Cheers old boy. Praise should go to gregaquaman for posting it.

**DoomKnight** · Posted On: 8/20/2011 2:40pm

Did anyone farted while doing some triangle choke? That would be real nasty.

**W. Rabbit** · Posted On: 8/20/2011 2:52pm

Originally Posted by DoomKnight

Did anyone farted while doing some triangle choke? That would be real nasty.

Ah you haven't seen the video of the judo competitor who shits himself, have you.

Oh, it's just out there waiting for you...seek.

**risingphoenix73** · Posted On: 8/20/2011 3:19pm

Originally Posted by W. Rabbit

Ah you haven't seen the video of the judo competitor who shits himself, have you.

Oh, it's just out there waiting for you...seek.

That one on ebaum's world? yea that was nasty...

As for the OP's question, my friend from class threw his sweaty-ass uniform in his bag and realized the next day he forgot to wash it between classes, and i got a mouthfull of armpit. Guess that was my fault for letting him get a neck crank...

**dflanmod** · Posted On: 8/20/2011 3:23pm

I've farted when somebody landed hard on me in side control. Unfortunately there was a couple of guys rolling down range of me. They stopped mid roll and gave me the wtf look.

What you gonna do eh???

Ps. Damn you wrabbit. Now I have to go find this judo guy shitting on himself.