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    Teh r3@l nasty

    So a while ago this new guy comes to class and I ended up rolling with him. In the middle rolling I look down and see blood on my gi. So I stopped and said "hold up, somebody is bleeding". The guy looks at me and says "oh it's alright that's just from my acne breaking open"


    Gag!!!!!!!!! Gag!!!!!!
    I tapped.

    His face was a bloody pockmarked mess.

    So what's the most revolting thing that's happend to you while training????

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    The OP can be used as a weight loss plan. "Just read these 52 little words just before each meal, and you are guaranteed to lose 35 lbs a week!"

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    I once got my toes caught up in another guy's genitals whilst playing butterfly guard only to have us both break away from each other, somewhat embarrassed.

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    Tell me about it. I typed that up right before my fajitas got delivered to my table. Chose the wrong damn time to relive that moment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by judoka_uk View Post
    I once got my toes caught up in another guy's genitals whilst playing butterfly guard only to have us both break away from each other, somewhat embarrassed.

    How the **** did that work out? Was he wearing shorts or something?

    BTW like your new avatar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dflanmod View Post
    How the **** did that work out? Was he wearing shorts or something?
    I'm terrible at butterfly guard, he's very good at Judo and add in baggy zubon and well that what's can happen. I'm sure I've already told the story about the bloke wearing elasticated trousers who 'treated' me to a full showing of his under carriage when someone was trying to pass his guard.

    Quote Originally Posted by dflanmod View Post
    BTW like your new avatar.
    Cheers old boy. Praise should go to gregaquaman for posting it.

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    Did anyone farted while doing some triangle choke? That would be real nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DoomKnight View Post
    Did anyone farted while doing some triangle choke? That would be real nasty.
    Ah you haven't seen the video of the judo competitor who shits himself, have you.

    Oh, it's just out there waiting for you...seek.

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    Quote Originally Posted by W. Rabbit View Post
    Ah you haven't seen the video of the judo competitor who shits himself, have you.

    Oh, it's just out there waiting for you...seek.
    That one on ebaum's world? yea that was nasty...

    As for the OP's question, my friend from class threw his sweaty-ass uniform in his bag and realized the next day he forgot to wash it between classes, and i got a mouthfull of armpit. Guess that was my fault for letting him get a neck crank...

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    I've farted when somebody landed hard on me in side control. Unfortunately there was a couple of guys rolling down range of me. They stopped mid roll and gave me the wtf look.

    What you gonna do eh???

    Ps. Damn you wrabbit. Now I have to go find this judo guy shitting on himself.

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