1. #531
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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Back to the speed bag,
    a hiatus for haiku:
    shoulders get tired.

  2. #532
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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Cortisone shots
    to the bursa
    aging sucks, but gotta roll
    "Preparing mentally, the most important thing is, if you aren't doing it for the love of it, then don't do it." - Benny Urquidez

  3. #533
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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Two finger typing
    Pharmacists must be deadly
    Using the Dim Mak

  4. #534
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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    gigging tonight, but
    No money in it, innit?
    must book for myself

  5. #535
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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Painting the town red!
    Or deep burgundy at least,
    Settle for orange.

    Wake, sleeping giant!
    Throw off the shackles that bind,
    New and better life.

    Break down barriers!
    On the daily grind, for real,
    Nose nearly torn off.

    Freak! Yeah that be me,
    I've skills so get out my grill,
    Fill girls' cavities.

    Ruthless! And evil,
    You toothless, a dead weevil,
    Truthless verse truthful.

    I win! It matters not,
    What you say, my words is hot,
    Aussie ebonics?

    Heartless? Halo-less!
    Hatebreed already said this,
    Truth in their lyrics.

    Never be revered!
    You'll never be respected,
    At least not like me.

    Every day teaches me!
    You learn nothing with closed minds,
    Open it, it's awesome.
    GET A RED BELT OR DIE TRYIN'.

  6. #536
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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    I want none of that
    nectar which battlefields drinks:
    verbosity soup.

    his posts: good haiku,
    full of flourish and meaning,
    but damned long to read.

  7. #537
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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    A chicken ain't nothing but a bird;
    cut off his bill and he's a chicken still.

    It takes a big dog to weigh a ton;
    a two-thousand pound dog can eat a lot.

  8. #538
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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Nectar of the Gods!
    You want none of it or me,
    Fair enough, puny.

    Mistake! Missed in post,
    Sixth paragraph, fucking hell,
    Haiku nigh ruined.

    Verbose? Garrulous?
    You should hear me in real life,
    I do speak like this.

    Employed! It's my job,
    To be most knowledgeable,
    No competition.

    Intelligent? Yes.
    Esteem at an all time high,
    'Cause I don't get high.
    GET A RED BELT OR DIE TRYIN'.

  9. #539
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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    I did have a thing
    Battlefields' rant burned my brain
    Now I only cry

  10. #540
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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Crying like a girl!
    Loss of all your dignity,
    Haiku mastery.

    Battlefields attack!
    Onomatopoeia, boom,
    Shakalaka, boom.
    GET A RED BELT OR DIE TRYIN'.

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