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  1. #501
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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    My mind equals blown!
    Like was my penis last night,
    Mis-aimed hair dryer.
    GET A RED BELT OR DIE TRYIN'.

  2. #502
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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Sounds like some hot sex,
    hair dryer on the pen0r,
    burn gets new meaning

  3. #503
    In the blackest moment of a dying world, what have you become? supporting member
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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Fu Manchu, Cthulu,
    Professor Moriarty
    and now Dan Horgan.

  4. #504
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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    I am masochist!
    Little pen0r burn is fun,
    Burn is small, not dick.
    GET A RED BELT OR DIE TRYIN'.

  5. #505
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bruiser View Post
    I write haiku
    In 3-5-3 and
    it's nothing.
    This
    is shorter:
    Leave.

    Oh, man, that would make
    a funny pen0r haiku.
    Ha ha. Ha ha. Ha.

  6. #506
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bruiser View Post
    Is this what your wife told you after she came home to find you 3 inches into the family pooch?
    The rules are simple:
    3-5-3 is not allowed.
    Play right or get out.

  7. #507
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    Bruiser does haiku,
    almost as funny as when
    Haiku does Bruiser.

  8. #508
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bruiser View Post
    Sense, you really lack it.
    Though to expect more from you would
    be too much to ask.
    This is not sherdog.
    You really should try harder
    to not be an ass.

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    Einz, zwei, drei, vier.
    Kamarade komm tanz mit mir.
    Wir sind verflucht.

  10. #510
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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    was ist los mit dir
    Geht es immer nur bergab
    da da da da da

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