Real Life Super Villiany

***WhiteShark*** · Posted On: 8/15/2011 3:55pm

Lets get this started. Is there any way to beat up RLSHs without attracting the notice of RLPO (real life police officers). We need to brainstorm here. Though I want to put everyone on notice that Danger Woman is off limits as she predates the current RLSH craze.

**DarkPhoenix** · Posted On: 8/15/2011 3:57pm

They do bait-patrols. That sounds like a great way to turn things around. Just dress like a ninja and maybe they will want to "detain" you for bad fashion. Then the smackdown is laid in the form of juji-gatame.

**Flappyhead** · Posted On: 8/15/2011 4:01pm

Insult Stan Lee to their face then lead them in a chase ending in a frat house. Rinse, repeat.

**Hiro Protagonist** · Posted On: 8/15/2011 4:02pm

**Kintanon** · Posted On: 8/15/2011 4:30pm

Non-Lethal comedy assaults? Pie Cannon, Giant net gun ala Mythbusters in the pigeon episode, nickelodean style slime guns...

**Snake Plissken** · Posted On: 8/15/2011 4:34pm

Look shady, yet harmless, and up to no-goodnicks.

**Rivington** · Posted On: 8/15/2011 4:38pm

Dress like a homeless person, await superhero sandwich delivery.

**Permalost** · Posted On: 8/15/2011 4:45pm

This is what I propose: A league of villainy, that is plain in its mission to call out RLSHs as its only villainous outlet. The League's modus operandi being to ridicule the RLSHs fighting abilities, but not above also jabbing their physique/athleticism, lack of qualifications, poor fashion taste, misguided sense of grandeur, amateur tactics and presumably their inability to cut it as a real uniformed dangerman. Their hubris will lead them into gong saus, which they will lose. Basically, like this:

**Sorekara** · Posted On: 8/15/2011 5:02pm

There is a way, I know there is!

I'm thinking something with super soakers. The pie thing is a good one. Water balloons sound good too.

Fake crimes,,,,,,,, There's no limit with that one.

One thing we have to have is gadgets, lot's of gadgets.

**Holy Moment** · Posted On: 8/15/2011 5:25pm

Originally Posted by Sorekara

I'm thinking something with super soakers.

I already hang out with a band of guys who like to cook up nefarious schemes and engage in abominable wickedary (Mostly, we loiter around strip malls and molest passersby). Maybe if we dress in matching colorful outfits, we can jumpstart the supervillain movement: