Not a dream, not a hoax, not an imaginary story! Systema vs MMA sparring vid

**blackmonk** · Posted On: 8/18/2011 8:06am

That was just a shitty slap fight. Both of them had their chins sticking out, and had any of those punches landed with force, someone would have gotten knocked down.

**waxeater** · Posted On: 8/18/2011 10:40am

I don't know much about Systema, so I can't comment on camo's ability here, but I do kickbox, and I can say that is a terrible display of striking. Just awful.

**DoomKnight** · Posted On: 8/19/2011 2:41pm

if it wasnt for the boxing gloves, the silly kicks guy would be blasted open

**kracker** · Posted On: 8/20/2011 1:20am

Dude in camo pants needs to gain about 100 pounds to be t3h r34l Systema.

**pokeroo** · Posted On: 8/20/2011 7:28pm

The dude in the mma gear didn't seem any good at all. His strikes were slow, he barely moved his head, and he seemed incapable of hitting while being hit. Boxing gloves suck on the ground.

I wasn't a big fan of the systema guy, but he probably agreed to open hand strikes. I have to say I found some of his unorthodox kicks interesting, and I think they could possibly be useful. if you manage not to get taken down anyway.

Anyone else suspect that maybe the "mma guy" was a systema club member pretending to do mma?

**Zod** · Posted On: 8/20/2011 8:58pm

Originally Posted by pokeroo

Anyone else suspect that maybe the "mma guy" was a systema club member pretending to do mma?

One would hope that if you were going to make a video showing off your styles effectiveness by faking a match against a style that is perceived to be strong, your **** would actually look effective. In this case, neither of them look terribly impressive and Camo-Smiley looks like he's slapping fighting with his little brother or something. That level of 'intensity' doesn't seem dangerous at all.

**Kouch** · Posted On: 8/21/2011 1:27am

Originally Posted by Mr.Miyagi

Says the Chunner...don't piss on that kettle too much.

no really. that was ****.

**Nickeroon1987** · Posted On: 8/21/2011 7:56am

I don't understand why these videos always feature mismatched equipment. Don't they realize it looks better if they're both using the same equipment?

**RWaggs** · Posted On: 8/21/2011 1:20pm

I just don't understand which strike by the "Systema" guy was supposed to actually stop an opponent. I mean, I suck pretty bad, but I could eat those strikes long enough to just chop the guy down I'm pretty sure.

**Nickeroon1987** · Posted On: 8/22/2011 8:53am

Originally Posted by RWaggs

I just don't understand which strike by the "Systema" guy was supposed to actually stop an opponent. I mean, I suck pretty bad, but I could eat those strikes long enough to just chop the guy down I'm pretty sure.

Ah, but you see, if he had REALLY used those strikes, all his brain cells would have simultaneously exploded.