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    Quote Originally Posted by jnp View Post
    That belongs to a local head shop here called Oat Willies. It's hardly the city's slogan.

    I guess we know what you were doing here way back when.
    Tell me Austin's is really 'Keep Austin Weird'.

    Crap

    I bought the mug at the gift store of our hotel.

    Bought the t-shirts too for the wife and girls.

    LOL - can't tell the wife. She's worn the thing to work, casual day, as a teacher.

    Say it isn't part of Austin's 'cultural experience'.

    Knew full well that I should have thrown them thar girls over the side to participate with Sri's drink em tell u can't walk training/socializing methodology.

    Next time?
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    Don't let JNP scare you. Austin's slogan could really be just about anything, such is the diversity of idiots there.
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    This is an excellent thread, I believe every single word of it. I wish I had video and Hedgehogey is my hero. He can kiss away the pain. He will stand by you forever. He can take your breath away.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PizDoff View Post
    This is an excellent thread, I believe every single word of it. I wish I had video and Hedgehogey is my hero. He can kiss away the pain. He will stand by you forever. He can take your breath away.
    You've come out?

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    I don't think Piz was ever not out. He's what we call a heterohomobitranszoosexual. There's nary a thing on this earth that doesn't turn him on.
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    Is there a fee for membership?

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    It's not monetary..............
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    Quote Originally Posted by TaeBo_Master View Post
    It's not sanitary..............
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    Quote Originally Posted by TaeBo_Master View Post
    You get into a lot of multiple-opponent streetfights for an unassuming white guy, Hedge. It must be your pretty mouth.
    I make them feel things they'd rather not admit to themselves.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Hedgehogey View Post
    So last week as i'm coming home, i'm talking on my phone and a group of teenagers are across the street. I don't think much of it until one of them runs over and gives me a sucker punch (which I don't really feel, although my glasses get knocked into someone's yard). I snap my head towards him and his friends and yell IT'S FUN TIME and begin chasing after them. One of them, in oh-**** mode, throws a brick which opens up a gash on my cheek.

    When the brick didn't phase me that's when they realized things were really wrong. I led them on a running chase for three blocks, covered in blood and laughing maniacally and hooting atavistically. Somewhere in this another brick is thrown (misses), a stick is swung at me (also misses, I yell "You missed! You suck!") before the swinger breaks and runs too and the group as a whole decides to follow suit.

    They run across New York Ave, through traffic, splitting in two directions as I beg them to come back so we can, and I quote, "get intimate in a scary way".

    I didn't use a single martial arts technique as I never got close enough to, but combat sports gave me all the tools I needed for this situation. While a ninja would have been laid out (as he never experienced contact) or running away, competition gave me the mental and physical toughness to flip the script on the little bastards and the conditioning to sprint that far. This, ultimately, is why training for "multiple opponents" is usually a stupid idea.
    Were they black or mexican?

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