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    Nice one, too bad you weren't able to teach them a lesson in manners :)

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    Quote Originally Posted by devil View Post
    So, I'm guessing they were black or some other minority since you referred to them only as teenagers. Otherwise, we would've heard about how you scared away a bunch of redneck hick nazi conservative rich boy klansmen.
    this ^
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hedgehogey View Post
    So last week as i'm coming home, i'm talking on my phone and a group of teenagers are across the street. I don't think much of it until one of them runs over and gives me a sucker punch (which I don't really feel, although my glasses get knocked into someone's yard). I snap my head towards him and his friends and yell IT'S FUN TIME and begin chasing after them. One of them, in oh-**** mode, throws a brick which opens up a gash on my cheek.

    When the brick didn't phase me that's when they realized things were really wrong. I led them on a running chase for three blocks, covered in blood and laughing maniacally and hooting atavistically. Somewhere in this another brick is thrown (misses), a stick is swung at me (also misses, I yell "You missed! You suck!") before the swinger breaks and runs too and the group as a whole decides to follow suit.

    They run across New York Ave, through traffic, splitting in two directions as I beg them to come back so we can, and I quote, "get intimate in a scary way".

    I didn't use a single martial arts technique as I never got close enough to, but combat sports gave me all the tools I needed for this situation. While a ninja would have been laid out (as he never experienced contact) or running away, competition gave me the mental and physical toughness to flip the script on the little bastards and the conditioning to sprint that far. This, ultimately, is why training for "multiple opponents" is usually a stupid idea.
    i'm hard

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hedgehogey View Post
    So last week as i'm coming home, i'm talking on my phone and a group of teenagers are across the street. I don't think much of it until one of them runs over and gives me a sucker punch (which I don't really feel, although my glasses get knocked into someone's yard). I snap my head towards him and his friends and yell IT'S FUN TIME and begin chasing after them. One of them, in oh-**** mode, throws a brick which opens up a gash on my cheek.

    When the brick didn't phase me that's when they realized things were really wrong. I led them on a running chase for three blocks, covered in blood and laughing maniacally and hooting atavistically. Somewhere in this another brick is thrown (misses), a stick is swung at me (also misses, I yell "You missed! You suck!") before the swinger breaks and runs too and the group as a whole decides to follow suit.

    They run across New York Ave, through traffic, splitting in two directions as I beg them to come back so we can, and I quote, "get intimate in a scary way".

    I didn't use a single martial arts technique as I never got close enough to, but combat sports gave me all the tools I needed for this situation. While a ninja would have been laid out (as he never experienced contact) or running away, competition gave me the mental and physical toughness to flip the script on the little bastards and the conditioning to sprint that far. This, ultimately, is why training for "multiple opponents" is usually a stupid idea.
    Hedge, I like you man but if it really gave you the tools you wouldn't have gotten hit by the sucker punch or the brick. Sorry but your epiphany sucks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hungryjoe View Post
    All joking aside, glad you're OK.
    Oh, and this^^^^

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    i'm still hard

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    Quote Originally Posted by STB'A View Post
    i'm still hard
    I am so not grappling you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by devil View Post
    So, I'm guessing they were black or some other minority since you referred to them only as teenagers. Otherwise, we would've heard about how you scared away a bunch of redneck hick nazi conservative rich boy klansmen.
    according to the TV show Homicide: Life On The Streets they are called "City Goats"

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    EUREKA.

    Finally...

    The r3@l antigrapple hase been found.

    Going to pop a viagra tomorrow before class and see how the raging boner antigrapple works.

    Should I wear underwear??? I think pitching a tent in my gi is a critical part to the boner antigrapple defense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dflanmod View Post
    EUREKA.

    Finally...

    The r3@l antigrapple hase been found.

    Going to pop a viagra tomorrow before class and see how the raging boner antigrapple works.

    Should I wear underwear??? I think pitching a tent in my gi is a critical part to the boner antigrapple defense.
    You were just looking for a thread where a post about you using viagra would fit and when you couldn't find one, you posted here, didn't you?

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