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    I officially don't just fight for sport but to SURVIVE!

    So last week as i'm coming home, i'm talking on my phone and a group of teenagers are across the street. I don't think much of it until one of them runs over and gives me a sucker punch (which I don't really feel, although my glasses get knocked into someone's yard). I snap my head towards him and his friends and yell IT'S FUN TIME and begin chasing after them. One of them, in oh-**** mode, throws a brick which opens up a gash on my cheek.

    When the brick didn't phase me that's when they realized things were really wrong. I led them on a running chase for three blocks, covered in blood and laughing maniacally and hooting atavistically. Somewhere in this another brick is thrown (misses), a stick is swung at me (also misses, I yell "You missed! You suck!") before the swinger breaks and runs too and the group as a whole decides to follow suit.

    They run across New York Ave, through traffic, splitting in two directions as I beg them to come back so we can, and I quote, "get intimate in a scary way".

    I didn't use a single martial arts technique as I never got close enough to, but combat sports gave me all the tools I needed for this situation. While a ninja would have been laid out (as he never experienced contact) or running away, competition gave me the mental and physical toughness to flip the script on the little bastards and the conditioning to sprint that far. This, ultimately, is why training for "multiple opponents" is usually a stupid idea.


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    THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST NON-EUCLIDIAN SPLATTERJOUST EVER

    It seems that the only people who support anarchy are faggots, who want their pathetic immoral lifestyle accepted by the mainstream society. It wont be so they try to create their own.-Oldman34, friend to all children

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    "I am a bigger predator than you, and I am going to eat you now" is a great tactic against bullies, including bullies in groups, heh. Always worked for me.

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    Cool story bro.

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    Actually, it was all just a trick for one of their confederates to steal your glasses.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hedgehogey View Post
    "get intimate in a scary way"
    mating call of the Hedgehogey

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    Brick to the face is for the ring, not the street.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rivington View Post
    Actually, it was all just a trick for one of their confederates to steal your glasses.
    I found the glassses three days later. The only thing that got stolen was the book I was carrying. Hope they like A Song Of Ice And Fire!


    "The only important elements in any society
    are the artistic and the criminal,
    because they alone, by questioning the society's values,
    can force it to change."-Samuel R. Delany

    RENDERING GELATINOUS WINDMILL OF DICKS

    THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST NON-EUCLIDIAN SPLATTERJOUST EVER

    It seems that the only people who support anarchy are faggots, who want their pathetic immoral lifestyle accepted by the mainstream society. It wont be so they try to create their own.-Oldman34, friend to all children

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    Sucker punch followed up by a brick to the head ?

    Dude, you need to move outta' that place.

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    Bleeding from the face is nothing new to Hedge.
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    Bleeding from the face for Hedge is like monthly bleeding for a woman, they don't get weaker and die, just stronger and more aggressive.

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