Tapffliction Dooshez Are Teh Everywherez...

[MAGIC HATE BALL]

Stopped at my local cigar shop for some quick supplies and saw a bloated sack in Tapout grear sitting in the lounge smoking a stick. I was internally revolted until he noticed me checking out his gear, and invited me to take a seat and try out the new Vegas 5 maduros. **** man, for a free maduro I'll talk to any douchebag.

Actually turned out to be just just a die-hard MMA fan.

[Tranquil Suit]

Lessons learned: Douchebag =/= Asshole

[Vieux Normand]

And then I saw this parked at the gym.

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It's not wrapped around a pole, leaking blood.

I call BS.

[ermghoti]

Tapout car ain't got time to bleed.