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    Tapffliction Dooshez Are Teh Everywherez...

    So apparently tapout/affliction shirt-sporting gentlemen types have left bad casinos/bad bars/bad nightclubs/alaska and now venture far and wide to many places filled with ordinary folks.

    I came across one at the top of the eiffell tower of all places. Affliction t-shirt, destroyed jeans, shadow boxing constantly whilst talking to himself. It seemed he genuinely thought he was in Italy, kept banging on to his girlfriend/sister/aunt/niece about "these damned italians".

    Where's the oddest/unlikeliest place you've spotted one of nature's truly great **** ups?

    They look just like you and me. Except for the ridiculous t-shirts. And the dead eyes. And the lack of chins.

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    At our last fight night with two MMA fights I made sport of counting duche wear.

    I got four.(It really hasn't caugt on here at all.)

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    I feel like you eyeballin' me, dawg!
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    Douchebags shop in all the right places for their douchewear. Mostly Target and Walmart. Oh yeah, and Spencers. It hasn't made to Hot Topic yet, but that is mostly EmoDoucheWear.
    I feel like you eye-bawlin' me, dawg!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stu-Jitsu View Post
    It seemed he genuinely thought he was in Italy, kept banging on to his girlfriend/sister/aunt/niece about "these damned italians".
    Your post was clichéd and stupid besides this part. I laughed pretty hard :)
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    There's a part of San Diego called Ocean Beach, and its the most hippie-filled area here. On the weekends, they have a farmer's market, with live music (mostly white guy reggae) and all kinds of hippie wares for sale. Sometimes, you see a Tapout there. The last time, I saw a guy with a Tapout shirt and black shorts, but with a rasta color armband, as if to convey "I'm kind of a douche, but I'll take a toke of that spliff".

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    Where I live it is interesting to note that no Judoka or BJJ practioners have been sighted wearing Tapout stuff. Stranger still a lot of chun types do?!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grey Owl View Post
    Where I live it is interesting to note that no Judoka or BJJ practioners have been sighted wearing Tapout stuff. Stranger still a lot of chun types do?!?
    Funny you say that. The yudanja at my old Dojang all wear the Douchewear (as it should be collectively called henceforth). I ask them why, "well it's cool and makes me look like a badass." I guess it doesn't take long for TKD/Chunners to try to upgrade their martial "image" with Douchewear.
    I feel like you eye-bawlin' me, dawg!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Permalost View Post
    The last time, I saw a guy with a Tapout shirt and black shorts, but with a rasta color armband, as if to convey "I'm kind of a douche, but I'll take a toke of that spliff".
    Watch me armbar this four-footer, brah!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ermghoti View Post
    Watch me armbar this four-footer, brah!
    Eddie Bravo says it'll make my jiujitsu slick, bro!

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    Of all the places, an Anime convention.

    I think what I hate the most is the guys sporting the "Hawks". MAN YOU STAND OUT, YOU'RE SO UNIQUE.

    Notice, if you don't mention you did any martial arts at first, the guys will brag - then if you mention you did BJJ or something and they get humble all of a sudden and end up agreeing with you the whole conversation. Oh, anime conventions; you so crazy.

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