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    The end of Kung Fu Hustle, after the massive palm strike, where murderous crazy man, becomes guy's student. It's a small thing though, as that move ruled.

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    Perhaps the most tragic area is the void between martial artistry and acting; if I have to choose, I'd want the latter. Nothing is more cringe-inducing than lumbering, sloppy actors trying to pull off action scenes.

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    I always sort of held faith that one day, regardless of how illogical it seemed, turtles would be taught th3 d34dly, and rip all you MMA fags a new asshole

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    Even after the horrible butchering it got recently I would love a Kyokushin style Karate Kid with Ken Watanabe playing Mr. Miyagi. I'm sure Jackie Chan is a fine dramatic actor but there was far too much change simply for the sake of change in that film.

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    Quote Originally Posted by P Marsh View Post
    Even after the horrible butchering it got recently I would love a Kyokushin style Karate Kid with Ken Watanabe playing Mr. Miyagi. I'm sure Jackie Chan is a fine dramatic actor but there was far too much change simply for the sake of change in that film.
    I would rather see The Judo College Student.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robstafarian View Post
    I would rather see The Judo College Student.

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    I'd rather see The Aikido Sexually-aggressive fat man

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ignorami View Post
    I'd rather see The Aikido Sexually-aggressive fat man
    "Have you ever seen the unbendable arm?"
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    how about, every single time Jackie Chan goes "oh" and makes that face, that belongs in the past. Even charlie chaplin once lost a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest. That **** is dead as.....dead. Subtlety with the face plz, even if spaz with the body kthx.

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    While I'm not as big a fan of Jackie Chan as a martial artist as I am of some of the others, namely Jet Li... I must admit he really seems to have at least gotten the entertainment part down. If you took away the agility and made-for-TV martial acrobatics, he'd still make a great slapstick comedian.
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    I love his slapstick, but the "oh" has got to go...at least the crappy voice over "oh".

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