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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt Phillips View Post
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    You know that I'm not allowed to wear hoop earrings, right? Yeah! Two years ago Phrost told me hoops earrings were *his* thing and I wasn't allowed to wear them anymore. And then for Hannakuh my parents got this pair of really expensive white gold hoops and I had to pretend like I didn't even like them and it was so sad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by STB'A View Post
    You know that I'm not allowed to wear hoop earrings, right? Yeah! Two years ago Phrost told me hoops earrings were *his* thing and I wasn't allowed to wear them anymore. And then for Hannakuh my parents got this pair of really expensive white gold hoops and I had to pretend like I didn't even like them and it was so sad.
    He's so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Phrost. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana, and Phrost was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow him off to hang out with Kyle, he'd be like, "Why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-boys pool party, I was like, "Neal, I can't invite you, because I think you're lesbian." I mean I couldn't have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be guys there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? He was a LESBIAN. So then his mom called my one of my moms and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then he dropped out of school because no one would talk to him, and he came back in the fall for high school, all of his hair was cut off and he was totally weird, and now I guess he's on crack.
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    whatever, i'm getting cheese fries....

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    Your all a bunch of Bia Bias!

    Why back in my day we used to walk 40 miles, through the snow and up hill, just to have the pleasure of being thrown one time on our head. That was our weekly SAMBO class and that's the way we liked it. WE LOVED IT! Hallelujah, Oh Happy Day!

    On my way back from class I used to have to fight grizzly bears with nothing but my Swiss Army Knife. You got to be yellow belt because the first time you end up pissing yourself and that's the way we liked. WE LOVED IT! Hallelujah!

    Damn kids

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    Quote Originally Posted by STB'A View Post
    whatever, i'm getting cheese fries....
    I'm sorry I called you a gap-toothed bitch. It's not your fault you're so gap-toothed.
    Last edited by Matt Phillips; 7/29/2011 3:19pm at .
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    Quote Originally Posted by jnp View Post
    75-100+ years ago, Apache warriors were required to be able to cover 70 miles in one day, in the desert, in order to pass the rites of manhood.

    More recently, I have personally been on a 45 mile forced march while I was in the Marine Corps.
    **** the most I ever did in one day is 30 miles. I did do a 100 mi march but that was over the course of 4 days.

    However the worse is doing a JUMP/RUCK/JUMP (with a possible second RUCK on the end depending if trans has been properly coordinated). This is when you do a combat jump ruck 8~12 miles do a mission head back to the terminal for another combat jump. I'm a "heavy drop" so after I leave an imprint in mother earth one the last things I want to do is get up and walk it off for a couple of miles.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Super8astard View Post
    What the **** is a bia bia?
    It's one step below a cu cu
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    That's the most Krav thing I've ever read. That's Kravver than a ************...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt Phillips View Post
    I'm sorry I called you a gap-toothed bitch. It's not your fault you're so gap-toothed.
    So, I have this friend who is a new member of this forum. And I convinced him that it would be fun to mess up Matt Phillip's life. So I had him pretend to be friends with Matt, and then he would come to my house after and we would just laugh about all the dumb stuff Matt said. And we gave these candy bar things that would make him gain weight, and then we turned his best friends against him. And then... Oh yeah, Lebell - you know my friend Lebell? He made out with Matt's boyfriend (white kimbo), and we convinced him to break up with Matt. Oh, God, and we gave Matt foot cream instead of face wash.
    God! I am so sorry Matt. Really, I don't know why I did this. I guess it's probably because I've got a big *lesbian* crush on you! Suck on *that*! AY-YI-YI-YI-YI-YI!
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