The Worst Techniques I've Ever Been Taught

**DKJr** · Posted On: 6/28/2010 1:59am

Originally Posted by STB'A

try doing those mount escapes while i'm chain punching you.

ya can't do it.

Try mounting me, you can't do it. (Unless you pay first :toothy5:)

**omoplatypus** · Posted On: 6/28/2010 8:29am

Originally Posted by David Koresh Jr.

Try mounting me, you can't do it. (Unless you pay first :toothy5:)

in your (wet) dreams

**blood riot iori** · Posted On: 6/28/2010 10:47am

Originally Posted by David Koresh Jr.

Try mounting me, you can't do it. (Unless you pay first :toothy5:)

giggity :laughing6

**Katriona1992** · Posted On: 10/05/2010 7:34pm

Originally Posted by Chris.B

"Asked sensei for some effective ways to attack the legs/feet. At the time, I was having a big "efficiency" kick and wanted to learn the most practical way to hurt a person from a distance. Sensei advised me to kneel down and punch him in the foot."

HAHAHAHAHA

LOL! Did we go to the same school or something? The ATA dojang I used to go to also gives the same advice! And guess what? I was stupid enough to use it at my new WTF dojang in Hong Kong...it was an instant knockout :suicide:

**GLOCKshooter** · Posted On: 10/05/2010 9:50pm

Originally Posted by Nihilanthic

Crescent kicks period.

Last time I connected my ankle hurt like a bitch and it didn't even DO anything..

And after like a MINUTe of Muay thai I realized how fucking easy it is to block the bitches... or **** up the person's leg. UGH.

Katsunori Kikuno would beg to differ:glasses10

**Lindz** · Posted On: 10/07/2010 2:54pm

Defense against o soto gari

Just pick up the leg they're trying to reap.

**Audio Goose** · Posted On: 12/12/2010 8:46pm

Chambering a punch at the hip, one of the sins of TKD forms; leaves the face wide open.

Also, just this last Thursday in a TKD class, don't chamber a roundhouse kick from the back, chamber it from the front (like a front snap) so they don't see it coming. What a load of bull...

Also multiple kicks with the same leg without putting said leg down; I've had my leg grabbed too many times to really do this anymore.

**Necroyunus** · Posted On: 12/12/2010 9:50pm

Originally Posted by Tinny Tim

Try mounting me, you can't do it. (Unless you pay first :toothy5:)

**JorgeCalifornia** · Posted On: 12/18/2010 9:41pm

first lesson in kenpo: "delayed sword" block the incoming right hand with an inside hammerfist block, lean back for front kick to groin, and now that they are doubled up in pain, karate chop them in the neck. second lesson was my last, coincidentally.