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    i wish i had a video of it

    i would trade my christmas/chanukah bonus for it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tonuzaba
    If you have a video of this, I officially love you.

    So, the tsunner got his first free no-chi lesson?
    officially love me like how? are you a hot jewish woman who loves beer, karate, and hooters chicken wings? if so then i will scour the ends of the earth for a video of that.

    otherwise, sorry there was no camera there

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boyd
    Drop down to one knee, punch to the balls. The important thing to remember here is to tripod your legs for extra stability; that is, your rear leg should be off at a 45 pointing towards your front leg. This way, your opponent can't just push you over since, if you're kneeling down in a fight, your worst fear is falling to your side.
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    Defense against a bear hug: Point your fingers to the floor. I repeat, the proper way to defeat a bearhug is to point your fingers at the floor and do absolutely nothing because we're at a stalemate or something God I wasted my life.
    ROFL... I'm not even done reading the first post and I have tears in my eyes. This thread is going to kill me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by talmage4
    officially love me like how? are you a hot jewish woman who loves beer, karate, and hooters chicken wings? if so then i will scour the ends of the earth for a video of that.

    otherwise, sorry there was no camera there
    I'll take the apology.

    From your list, I only checked 2 points: "hot" and "jewish". I hate beer, stopped loving karate when I was about 13 and don't eat spicy food. And despite what some said on my "Find ten differences" thread, I did not (yet) opt for sex change surgery.

    Sorry.



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    "Officially love you" would mean adoring your online presence. Nothing (homo)erotic.

    CLICK & WATCH
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    I got BULLSHIDO ON TV!!!

    "Bruce Lee sucks because I slammed my nuts with nunchucks trying to do that stupid **** back in the day. I still managed to have two kids. I forgive you Bruce.
    " - by Vorpal

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tonuzaba
    I'll take the apology.

    From your list, I only checked 2 points: "hot" and "jewish". I hate beer, stopped loving karate when I was about 13 and don't eat spicy food. And despite what some said on my "Find ten differences" thread, I did not (yet) opt for sex change surgery.

    Sorry.



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    "Officially love you" would mean adoring your online presence. Nothing (homo)erotic.
    well, when you do opt for that sex change surgery and your taste in food improves.... give me a call ;)

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    Quote Originally Posted by talmage4
    well, when you do opt for that sex change surgery and your taste in food improves.... give me a call ;)
    Need a picture before I say yes.

    Also, need to know where you stand on several minor issues:

    If you like insects as pets.

    And what's your opinion about the urgent need to kill all humans so that the Earth may breath free again.

    CLICK & WATCH
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    " - by Vorpal

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    insects as pets? sorry, select reptiles are where i draw the line.
    kittys are about the only pets i want.

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    Tonu;

    Since when are you looking for a committment? Just use talmage for sex. Guilty sex, sure, but you'll like it more that way, you dirty,dirty boy...girl?
    Quote Originally Posted by pauli
    i was once told that "do" means wrecking people's **** for your own philosophical betterment.

    Quote Originally Posted by melvin_peebles
    I could be mistaking dumbness for delusion. I'll have to go dig out my DSM IV. It's great to have stumbled upon this site. The rich fauna and flora of mental dysfunction that exists in the martial arts is amazing. It's like the Galapagos.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tonuzaba
    And what's your opinion about the urgent need to kill all humans so that the Earth may breath free again.
    You fail at anthropology. The earth was fine for 99.9% of human history. It's not inherent to humanity to ruin the world, it's inherent to 1 culture out of tens of thousands (albeit one culture that has murdered, forcibly assimilated, and otherwise made it impossible for almost all the rest to live the way they knew how/chose).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skillful
    You fail at anthropology. The earth was fine for 99.9% of human history. It's not inherent to humanity to ruin the world, it's inherent to 1 culture out of tens of thousands (albeit one culture that has murdered, forcibly assimilated, and otherwise made it impossible for almost all the rest to live the way they knew how/chose).
    Nature selects for short-term fittness over long-term... until it doesn't.

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