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    broken fingers's Avatar
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    in my ninja RBWI class (Robert bussey something...) i was told that if someone is shooting at me, just roll sideways and switch wich way to roll as to throw the shooter off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aqme
    A joint lock (kote gaeshi) from a handshake.
    It worked moderately well when I tried it, but the point is that it takes a real asshole to submit someone from a handshake.

    But it can come in handy on days you aren't in the mood for anyone's crap and some asshole tries to be slick and give you the "you're my bitch" type handshake. I've never done it myself, but I was sooooo tempted to when meeting an old girlfriend's brother for the first time.

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    Kenpo techniques that end up breaking the guy's elbow from a handshake . . . multiple techniques that break a guy's elbow from a handshake. Terrible, just terrible.

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    In karate they showed me how I can break someone's arm using a cirlce block if they grab my coat near my shoulder. Problem is it only works if the grabber grabs me, doesn't let go, and doesn't hit me or anything. Yeah, way useful.:jerkit2yf

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fearless Ukemi
    But it can come in handy on days you aren't in the mood for anyone's crap and some asshole tries to be slick and give you the "you're my bitch" type handshake. I've never done it myself, but I was sooooo tempted to when meeting an old girlfriend's brother for the first time.
    whats the "you're my bitch" type handshake?

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    -After throwing a person onto their back, do your horse stance over their chest, lean over, and throw a flurry of handstrikes to their face, including a 3 stooges eye gouge.

    -Jump straight up and bring your knees up. At the same time, bring your hands down to the inside of your ankles. This is to mimic grabbing for the knives you have stashed in each sock.

    But my personal best is

    -"Crane swoops down, picks up fish." Bend down very low so you can strike a pressure point on the top of someone's foot with your beak hand. Of course, it's done while you stand only on one leg.

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    IN a TKD class I attended, they taught not to extend your shoulder into the punch because all he'd have to do is cresent kick the shoulder and dislocate it at that point.

    Same class. They had us do forms and stances. They harped on how important it was to learn the basic stance because they will help you fight. Then we learned the "fighting" stance, which was more like a boxing stance and nothing like the other stuff.

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Once, I was actually taught to turn my head toward somebody and bite them in the ribs if they were to get me into a headlock.

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    Bite em! P-Dub ! Bite-em !

    Erm, are you talking about self-defence, or during grappling training ??

    Hey porch : "-"Crane swoops down, picks up fish.""
    Sticking a great bony smelly CRANE'S BEAK in their foot would HURT, and give them a nasty infection. I approve.

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    This was in a silly self defense seminar I went to when I was a kid.

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