Mark Tripp is a bia bia

**The Juggernoob** · Posted On: 7/21/2011 9:30pm

Originally Posted by STB'A

actually, we aren't evolved from monkeys. we have a common ancestor with them. we are most closely related to chimps, gorillas, bonobos, and orangutans, in that order.

It was a joke. Im agnostic, nice and comfortable sitting on my fence.

**The_Beak** · Posted On: 7/21/2011 9:59pm

Originally Posted by Tom .C

. Jesus would have been as big as the Beatles.

LMAO.

**Rock Ape** · Posted On: 7/21/2011 11:33pm

Originally Posted by Tom .C

What a bitch thing to say! I'm taking this **** to 4chan!

But right though..

**omoplatypus** · Posted On: 7/22/2011 12:28am

Originally Posted by The Juggernoob

It was a joke. Im agnostic, nice and comfortable sitting on my fence.

you're going to hell

**The Juggernoob** · Posted On: 7/22/2011 12:37am

Originally Posted by STB'A

you're going to hell

Or am i?

**Coach Josh** · Posted On: 7/22/2011 1:32am

Ok. Here is my water into wine theory.

Your son the "prophet" shows up at a wedding with his homeys and they start boozing it up. Because of your sons boys there isn't enough wine to go around. So you tell your son to get off his ass and refill the wine jugs. Story gets bigger as the boy's fame grows.

**baby_cart** · Posted On: 7/22/2011 2:30am

Originally Posted by Coach Josh

Ok. Here is my water into wine theory.

Your son the "prophet" shows up at a wedding with his homeys and they start boozing it up. Because of your sons boys there isn't enough wine to go around. So you tell your son to get off his ass and refill the wine jugs. Story gets bigger as the boy's fame grows.

maybe he just took a piss. and it fermented.

fermented piss...

**Cayvmann** · Posted On: 7/22/2011 8:12am

Originally Posted by baby_cart

maybe he just took a piss. and it fermented.

fermented piss...

And the origin of the phrased, "He's getting piss drunk"

**BKR** · Posted On: 7/22/2011 10:02am

Originally Posted by Coach Josh

I would just like to point out that people who believe in one guy with superpowers should not make fun of others who believe in the same guy with more superpowers. I mean one group says he could walk on water and cure the blind, raise the dead, and come back to life and the other group thinks he does all that and can teleport.

Seriously how can anyone believe that any of those stories about Jesus' powers are true?

I mean how absurd is that.

I have to admit, you had me going there. I thought you were talking about Mark Tripp and his various nut riders over the years.

Then you brought up Jesus, what a punchline!

Ben

**Snake Plissken** · Posted On: 7/22/2011 10:45am

Originally Posted by STB'A

actually, we aren't evolved from monkeys. we have a common ancestor with them. we are most closely related to chimps, gorillas, bonobos, and orangutans, in that order.

Fine
the Jewas were evolved from monkeys.
Happy now?