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  1. battlefields is offline
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    I've been Facebook threatened...

    *scared face*

    Okay, so the girl I have hooked up with recently has an ex who likes to take random pot shots on Facebook with things that are designed to inflict emotional injury to my new girl. For the most part, I haven't seen it, we have two different circles of friends. However, recently there was an overlap and the dude said something particularly nasty and distasteful regarding rape directed blatantly at her and she asked me to "defend her". Now, I am not an online drama whore (outside of bullshido) so I merely pointed out that it was a distasteful comment considering what he knows about his ex. I did not inject myself any further than was required (I'd actually considered making the comment prior to being requested by her as I am a staunch anti rape advocate, despite what some people may think), my girl thought I was a knight in shining armour and the dude went on the offensive saying I should shut my mouth because he knows **** about her that I don't want to know. Wait, what?

    Apparently this dude thinks she hasn't told me about her past. Apparently girls with her type of past make little boys run for the hills, as the experience unsettles the insecurities. Apparently before battlefields, this girl was the perpetual teacher in the bedroom.

    Now, according to this guys comment earlier in the evening, I am a drug dealer and she is a whore. All I can say is that both of us have done **** in the past for money, out of desperation or because I have a huge cock and wanted to put it on film for posterity. Whatever, it is in the past. She was open with me and I was open with her at the beginning of the relationship and this has stood us both in good stead for this inevitable backlash. Dude is immature. A big fat immature poopy pants.

    Anyway, he writes an email saying I am low for what I did and she is low for what she did. Low for meeting her long after they broke up and hitting it off? Bah, suck it, *****.

    This dude is actually the singer of a band with whom my good mate plays bass, so I had already told my bass playing mate that I had met her and was pursuing a relationship. He was cool with it, when you only meet someone two or three times in your life, they can hardly be called a "friend", they are an acquaintance and that was what me and the singer were. And you meet friends through acquaintances, as you do with love interests.

    Anyway, back to the threat. He basically said next time he sees me at his gig, he "wouldn't be so friendly" and that I should "be careful". I replied in an email that I wanted to continue supporting the band as I liked the music and my friend played bass. I said I preferred not to have to consider him hostile because that would lead to violence and I had enough violence in my life already. I worded it in such a diplomatic way that the only outcome would be for him to know he was being a dick for pursuing some vendetta against me or her. I know he still will if we rub it in his face, but I guaranteed him I would give him time to let it settle.

    My question is: How many of you LOL'd when I made reference to my dick in the third paragraph?
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    I did...

    Anyway, chapeau to you, sir, for your diplomatic behaviour.
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    Just write "Deal with it" on your cock and send him a picture of it.
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    Just write "Deal with it" on your cock and send him a picture of it.
    While its laying on your girl's face, and she's giving a thumbs up, of course.
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    You're in Australia. Can't he find another kangaroo to hump or something?
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    has anything good ever come out of Facebook?
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    has anything good ever come out of Facebook?
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    Didn't laugh about the cock thing, but this made me 'HA!" at work.
    Dude is immature. A big fat immature poopy pants.
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    What usually sends this pseudo-tough threatening guys absolutely foaming at their mouths is saying something like:

    "If you have something to say, come to my place. Your ex knows where it is, ask her! ;-)"
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    Has the bloke got skilz?

    Could ya have 'im?
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