I've been Facebook threatened...

**Devil** · Posted On: 7/14/2011 1:02pm

Battlefields - your girlfriend sounds like a pain in the ass. It will only get worse. After you're done having problems with this ex, another problem will arise. Eventually, you will realize she's a dirty whore with a dump truck full of baggage and your relationship will come to an end.

***Tranquil Suit*** · Posted On: 7/14/2011 1:12pm

Originally Posted by devil

Battlefields - your girlfriend sounds like a pain in the ass. It will only get worse. After you're done having problems with this ex, another problem will arise. Eventually, you will realize she's a dirty whore with a dump truck full of baggage and your relationship will come to an end.

You're such a romantic.

**Devil** · Posted On: 7/14/2011 1:42pm

Originally Posted by Tranquil Suit

You're such a romantic.

What can I say? I'm a sweetheart.

Any time a girl verbalizes a desire for you to poke your chest out and defend her, it should be a red flag. She's fucking trouble. She's the same type of chick that will talk **** to the biggest gigantosaurus in the club and threaten to have her boyfriend kick his ass.

This must be dealt with directly and immediately. The appropriate response is "Bitch, be nice and keep your fucking mouth shut. And you better not be writing checks I have to cash. I'll decide when it's time to whip some ass."

**bobyclumsyninja** · Posted On: 7/14/2011 1:45pm

Originally Posted by devil

The appropriate response is "Bitch, be nice and keep your fucking mouth shut. And you better not be writing checks I have to cash. I'll decide when it's time to whip some ass."

Single are we?

Translate out of goon first, and you'll have more success.

**Devil** · Posted On: 7/14/2011 1:50pm

Originally Posted by bobyclumsyninja

Single are we?

Translate out of goon first, and you'll have more success.

Nope, I have a loving and wise wife who knows better than to act like Snooki when we go out in public. This prevents much drama. I have dealt with the Jersey Shore type bitches in the past, however. No need to pull punches with them. They offer no future for you, so there's no reason to mince words.

**Lily** · Posted On: 7/14/2011 3:34pm

devil - I take your point in general however battlefields' girl has not asked him to kick her ex's butt. The guy seems to have come on his own accord to 'warn' battle and then got ugly when battle laid it out for him straight.

Just because someone has a past shouldn't make them 'undateable'. Of course you might have to be prepared for a little more drama but love is a battlefield ;)

boby - bless you, you seriously awesome being! You and your girl keep staying safe.

**TEA** · Posted On: 7/14/2011 3:47pm

Originally Posted by battlefields

All I can say is that both of us have done **** in the past for money, out of desperation or because I have a huge cock and wanted to put it on film for posterity.

How many of you LOL'd when I made reference to my dick in the third paragraph?

1) Video or it didn't happen.
2) It wasn't gay porn was it, because then I would LOL. Otherwise, props to you.

Not sure what value you can make of this:

**Soldiermedic** · Posted On: 7/14/2011 4:07pm

you will realize she's a dirty whore with a dump truck full of baggage and your relationship will come to an end.

See when I realized this about my girlfriend, we just went to Slut Walk in Boston and did a flash mob

**doofaloofa** · Posted On: 7/14/2011 4:24pm

May be if you fight the guy you'll, like bond on a human level, and like find you have like loads of common intrests
Then you could like ditch the girlfriend and move in with him, 'cause like he's pretty cool realy, once you get past all his hostility, 'cause like his dad was a dick.
Then like you could adopt a baby and be gay dads...