True, if you can mad rap AND have a huge dick... that's just a lethal combo.
A sister of a friend had a similiar situation. Her ex went on facebook and basically started crying. She told him he was a ***** and 'see, this is exactly why I broke up with you in the first place, you *****'. Worked like a charm.
Although, this guy sounds more 'proactive', so maybe just having a polite talk with him should be good. But yeah, he sounds like someone who would step over some boundaries, in which case stick a tuba up his ass.
Here are some ideas to get you started BF:
"Hey bitch! Listen up, my dick is insane!
I'll knock off your jaw and **** a hole in your brain,
What's that, I'm wrong? Take it up with my dong,
But don't piss it off, it's the size of King Kong,
Yeah I'm doin' your woman, like I once did your mum,
What have they got in common? I made them both cum,
That's right I'm your better, in fightin and rootin,
I've got a cock like a python, they call me Rasputin!
Quit your bitchin, Emo, or you'll get knocked the **** down,
You'll be cryin, and tryin, not to leave your pants brown,
Like Lebell on Seagal, I'll be choking you out,
Bitch slap you like Norris, you'll get knocked the **** out.
What's that? You got friends? Well my cock is immense,
Bring them round to my house and I'll **** their defence.
There's only one way to settle this: BOOMERANG DUEL!
Actually, this could be a potential fourth option. It's possible he could mistake Sirc for an Asian hooker and accept him as a peace offering.
Originally Posted by Yoj
Oh snap, new idea. Challenge him to a Find Waldo contest. The winner gets the girl.
Originally Posted by Permalost
Print the threat, cover your girl's name to keep her privacy. Post it by his flyers.
Originally Posted by Tranquil Suit
Fighting over ***** is the dumbest thing ever. Dont let this girl drag you into the ex BF bullshit. I always heard australia has a lot more women than men, if theres any truth to that it should be easy to find another drama free chick.
I told you Facebook was evil.
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