I just f***ing shot myself

**Bad Apple** · Posted On: 7/12/2011 10:24am

Originally Posted by ermghoti

Scenario: you have failed at situational awareness, bad guy is in contact range with a knife. You may have found this out by getting stabbed. Solution: stiff-arm shove to create a step's distance, ....

That's just it. There wasn't any stiff arm or a step back or even a teep to create distance. It was like he was trying to set the world record for quickdraw and shooting yourself at the same time.

That gives me an idea : I think I can out do this dope. I will first front kick the target and then shoot myself through the leg without even removing the weapon from the holster. I bet the bullet continues through and hits the target too and since the gun is still in the holster on my thigh at no time is my muffin top in danger.

BRB gotta' go get a video camera. Should I not survive please make sure this technique is named after me.

**Larus marinus** · Posted On: 7/12/2011 11:19am

Originally Posted by Bad Apple

That's just it. There wasn't any stiff arm or a step back or even a teep to create distance. It was like he was trying to set the world record for quickdraw and shooting yourself at the same time.

That gives me an idea : I think I can out do this dope. I will first front kick the target and then shoot myself through the leg without even removing the weapon from the holster. I bet the bullet continues through and hits the target too and since the gun is still in the holster on my thigh at no time is my muffin top in danger.

BRB gotta' go get a video camera. Should I not survive please make sure this technique is named after me.

You just made me choke on my cup of tea. It's been a while since a post made me do that. Kudos.