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    Quote Originally Posted by ermghoti View Post
    Scenario: you have failed at situational awareness, bad guy is in contact range with a knife. You may have found this out by getting stabbed. Solution: stiff-arm shove to create a step's distance, ....
    That's just it. There wasn't any stiff arm or a step back or even a teep to create distance. It was like he was trying to set the world record for quickdraw and shooting yourself at the same time.

    That gives me an idea : I think I can out do this dope. I will first front kick the target and then shoot myself through the leg without even removing the weapon from the holster. I bet the bullet continues through and hits the target too and since the gun is still in the holster on my thigh at no time is my muffin top in danger.

    BRB gotta' go get a video camera. Should I not survive please make sure this technique is named after me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bad Apple View Post
    That's just it. There wasn't any stiff arm or a step back or even a teep to create distance. It was like he was trying to set the world record for quickdraw and shooting yourself at the same time.

    That gives me an idea : I think I can out do this dope. I will first front kick the target and then shoot myself through the leg without even removing the weapon from the holster. I bet the bullet continues through and hits the target too and since the gun is still in the holster on my thigh at no time is my muffin top in danger.

    BRB gotta' go get a video camera. Should I not survive please make sure this technique is named after me.
    You just made me choke on my cup of tea. It's been a while since a post made me do that. Kudos.

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    I'm not a firearms expert, but the guy seemed to have done everything right.

    I mean, he was wearing a cowboy hat. What more could he have done?


    When life gives you lemons... BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!

    "what's the best thing about aikido then?"
    "To be defeated by your enemies, to be driven by them from the field of battle, and to hear the lamentations of your women." ermghoti

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    Tasteless question I'll admit but seriously,

    How long do we think before this guy is found dead?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grey Owl View Post
    Tasteless question I'll admit but seriously,

    How long do we think before this guy is found dead?

    I give him 3 weeks, "I just F***ing speared mahself!!!"
    Last edited by philmgriffin; 7/13/2011 5:48am at .

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