Learn the most elite best self defense system EVER RIGHT NOW!!!

**newbie1** · Posted On: 7/09/2011 1:10pm

LOL

tom kier broke off the deadly sayocs and started his own system after all?

better late than never, fatso

**P Marsh** · Posted On: 7/09/2011 1:55pm

Is this supposed to be a comical parody of tough guy ads, because it's not. Pretty sure I just watch the entire concept punctuation die a slow and painful death.

**Colin** · Posted On: 7/09/2011 2:20pm

What a system!
Oh wow, people should really get on board.

Spoiler:

**ermghoti** · Posted On: 7/09/2011 2:27pm

4.5/10. Still better than a MasterYourself post.

**Son of Thunder** · Posted On: 7/09/2011 3:13pm

Mentally disarm a gunman for a full minute
he will even forget he had a gun

"Wait! Before you shoot, I just want you to answer one question...

As I was going to St. Ives,
I met a man with seven wives.
Each wife had seven sacks.
Each sack had seven cats.
Each sack had seven kittens.
How many were going to St. Ives?"

**Octo-Kappa** · Posted On: 7/09/2011 3:17pm

***Tranquil Suit*** · Posted On: 7/09/2011 5:04pm

Originally Posted by Son of Thunder

"Wait! Before you shoot, I just want you to answer one question...

As I was going to St. Ives,
I met a man with seven wives.
Each wife had seven sacks.
Each sack had seven cats.
Each sack had seven kittens.
How many were going to St. Ives?"

twothousandeighthundredandonenowyoudiebang.