How do you know they don't?
Originally Posted by Beardroppings
After all, they is sekret.
This is one of things Cracked does well from time to time: it outs supposedly 'serious' subjects for being ridiculous and full of BS. It's been mentioned before that sometimes their research isn't done very well, but sometimes...you just have to pat them on the back.
Yes, funnier still is that people take a comedy article and rip it apart for facts. Funnier still is when the "facts" are actually anecdotes and bullshit themselves.