Minor Injuries

**Azatdawn** · Posted On: 7/03/2011 9:59am

Originally Posted by StepInCross

Granted, I shouldn't actually be exercising because of the tear.

Oh, you seem to start using your common sense so I think we're done he-

Originally Posted by StepInCross

But it's got the word "mini" stuck onto it, how bad could it actually get?

Oh, okay.

Originally Posted by StepInCross

Also, I've been prescribed corticosteroids and have been taking them for 3 days once a day every time I get a minor muscle tear. It just recently dawned on me that the word STEROIDS is in it. Hmmm...

What, you've been gaining 30 pounds of muscle, then starting getting muscle tears which your doctor prescribed you those STEROIDS for (and since it has the word STEROIDS in it, it's got to be bad) and now... what? The steroids went back in time to help you gain muscle that causes muscle tears that causes you to take steroids? I think I get it now.

Originally Posted by StepInCross

I've been 45 kgs for a very long time. .

Also, when was this? Age 10-14? Started lifting weights a few years later?

If I misunderstood anything, please enlighten me.

**Azatdawn** · Posted On: 7/03/2011 10:06am

Also, allow me to apologize in advance for sounding condescending... I just don't get anything you're saying so far.

***Omega Supreme*** · Posted On: 7/03/2011 10:51am

Kid you make me ashamed of my Filipino heritage. You might have gain 35kg (which is still hard to do) but it wasn't muscle. Like I said, you're lying.

**Prince Vlad** · Posted On: 7/03/2011 11:07am

45kg to 60kg in two weeks is a full one third increase over your original weight which in anyone's book is not normal. I've put on 10lbs in two weeks before during a creatine loading phase but I hadn't been drinking much water prior to it and was probably in a state of dehydration. Then again, I'm a big bastard so 10lbs isn't that huge a percentage increase in my overall body weight.

3 days of anabolic steroids isn't going to cause anywhere near that change either. Corticosteroids aren't generally associated with bodybuilding. If you're on prednisone for muscle tears you might get fluid retention but nothing in the order of 33% of your body weight in that space of time. If you haven't gone from stick insect to light weight bodybuilder in appearance then I would suggest there is something wrong with your weighing scales.

If you have indeed increased your size by that extreme without juicing then I would suggest going to the doctor, it's not natural and could be sign of thyroid problems or an onset of diabetes. That of course assumes that you are telling the truth.

**doofaloofa** · Posted On: 7/05/2011 1:40pm

I hurt my finger the other day

Ow!

***WhiteShark*** · Posted On: 7/05/2011 2:21pm

133% increase in body weight in 2 weeks. Go to the doctor immediately!

**Gezere** · Posted On: 7/05/2011 2:44pm

Originally Posted by StepInCross

I'm not lying. Its kinda irks me that you guys assume that.

I've been 45 kgs for a very long time. When I started lifting again, I ASSUMED I was 45 kgs and since I've been helping with the manual labor side and logistics of the family buisness, I'm guessing I must've gained more from that than the recent weight-lifting.

I get that, I was an ass the last time I was here but why so hostile? The random internet people that come up here can't be that bad.

There is absolutely no way you gained 15kg (rough 33lbs) in two weeks. It not going to happen. For you to understand how ridiculous this sounds please go to bodybuilding.com and tell them you gained 33lbs in two weeks. The laughter would be deafening.

**doofaloofa** · Posted On: 7/06/2011 4:34am

OP... have you been going to poo poo
Maybe you are constipated and the weight gain is ****!

Syrup of figs...your only man
If you go to a doctor its a 'latex glove, bend over, relax and think happy thoughts' job

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