Kimbo Slice is back!

**Holy Moment** · Posted On: 6/30/2011 9:07pm

Do you know anything how rankings work? Kimbo's popularity alone could put him in the top 10, feed him a few tune up fighters so he can get some heavy KO wins and you got HW's next great hope.

Ugh. So many people think Kimbo's popularity is magic pixe dust that can accomplish anything. Even if he gets a slew of simple-minded Youtube dwellers to buy watever PPV he's, he still needs to beat the guy in front of him to get ahead in the rankings. And it's been proven time and time again that he's just not nearly as good as his fans want him to be.

I read a comment on Youtube that said Kimbo would get KO'd by any top 30 HW in boxing. I think whoever wrote that was being WAY too generous.

**SoulMechanic** · Posted On: 6/30/2011 9:08pm

Hey guys I just wanted to tell you something. I do not give a **** and Kimbo will fall to another can. The Jared Shaw curse is real, and hilarious.

**Colin** · Posted On: 6/30/2011 9:11pm

Originally Posted by Snake Plissken

brother's gotta eat

“You don’t mess with a nigga’s bread, it just ain’t right,” ~ Kimbo Slice

**ShaolinExile** · Posted On: 7/01/2011 9:28am

Originally Posted by Colin

“You don’t mess with a nigga’s bread, it just ain’t right,” ~ Kimbo Slice

That French baguette is about as close to international relevance that Kimbo will have in combat sports again IMO.

**tao.jonez** · Posted On: 7/01/2011 10:08am

Colin - you shouldn't post kimbo's picture so close to yours...despite a little pigmentation variance, the resemblance is striking.

**Cullion** · Posted On: 7/01/2011 10:32am

Originally Posted by Eddie Hardon

Butterbean Mark II

Kimbo is not in Butterbean's league.

**Permalost** · Posted On: 7/01/2011 10:34am

Originally Posted by Cullion

Kimbo is not in Butterbean's league.

Neither was Johnny Knoxville, but that match happened.

**ShaolinExile** · Posted On: 7/01/2011 10:35am

Originally Posted by tao.jonez

Colin - you shouldn't post kimbo's picture so close to yours...despite a little pigmentation variance, the resemblance is striking.

I can see this. Just need a divot in his dome from a lhw karate practitioner and 1 of Colin's progeny to cry ringside and we have a superstar in the making.