Best Ninja DVDS

**Ignorami** · Posted On: 6/29/2011 6:20am

Doesn't say "Location - Lowestoft" in his profile.

FTR, Black Eagle will probably be the best to learn breadth of technique from.

Enter the Ninja however will also teach you to grow an awesome moustache.

**Master Master** · Posted On: 6/29/2011 6:24am

Originally Posted by jdempsey

Are you real?

i think so how do i tell?

**judoka_uk** · Posted On: 6/29/2011 6:30am

Poke yourself really hard in the eye, see if it hurts.

**Master Master** · Posted On: 6/29/2011 6:35am

Originally Posted by judoka_uk

Poke yourself really hard in the eye, see if it hurts.

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does judo have an eye poke throw dat would be awesome finger in eye socket drop down on 1 knee an thrw!! epic lol

**Mello** · Posted On: 6/29/2011 6:41am

i think

maybe

**Ignorami** · Posted On: 6/29/2011 6:49am

Aikido Has Ippon Hana Nage. Two fingers up the nose, turn and throw.

Used to be known as the Finningley nose throw when I was a kid.

I used to have a Raleigh Striker too. I can't remember if it was silver or grey.
Choppers were all the rage back then, but the gear-shift was on the central frame of the bike. Not very ergonomic in my youthful opinion.

Showing wisdom beyond my years, I upgraded from the Striker to a Grifter instead. It still had three gears, but the shift was built into the handgrip.

I remember falling out with one of my friends who wouldn't share a toy waterpistol too. He was kind of a neighbor. You know, not next door, but across the street. Close enough to be neighbor, and I think my parents were friends of his parents.

Anyway, it ended badly and I think I got a nosebleed.

I got hit in the face with an etch-a-sketch once too. That was a nightmare.

Not a real nightmare. I mean it really happened. It wasn't a bad dream.

It's been a while since I had a really bad dream. One of them involved seeing my sister crawling across the upstairs hall. Her jaw was broken, and her head was rotating round and grinning at me.

I tried to talk to her, but she just kept grinning and rotating, grinning and rotating.