You Will Never Be Cool: Inspired by BS

**Necroyunus** · Posted On: 6/30/2011 8:56pm

BUT....BUT....

**Colin** · Posted On: 6/30/2011 9:02pm

**Gidi** · Posted On: 7/01/2011 6:50am

I liked the article Lampa.
It has much truth to it.
But for me, I'm not cool because of judo, obviously I'm cool because I'm an Accountant, duh!

**Son of Thunder** · Posted On: 7/01/2011 7:17am

"So stop picturing yourself busting up three muggers, right now."

NEVER!

***TaeBo_Master*** · Posted On: 7/01/2011 12:47pm

What if the 90 year old lady in your article suddenly pulled off a flying triangle on you in the waiting room? Then, when you're just about to lose consciousness, she buries those knitting needles in your eyeballs.

Then would you be cool?

**syberia** · Posted On: 7/01/2011 12:53pm

Originally Posted by TaeBo_Master

What if the 90 year old lady in your article suddenly pulled off a flying triangle on you in the waiting room? Then, when you're just about to lose consciousness, she buries those knitting needles in your eyeballs.

Then would you be cool?

No, but imaging trying to sell that story to the cops.

**money** · Posted On: 7/01/2011 4:14pm

Originally Posted by soldiermedic25

I thoroughly enjoy that the first comment on the website started off with, "I don't think this article is being completely fair. Sure, we as elite athletes..."

Read farther, it was tongue-in-cheek.