226268 Bullies, 4305 online  
  • Register
Our Sponsors:

Results 1 to 10 of 18
Page 1 of 2 1 2 LastLast
Sponsored Links Spacer Image
  1. Lampa is offline
    Lampa's Avatar

    Middleweight

    Join Date
    May 2004
    Location
    Oceanside, NY
    Posts
    1,288

    Posted On:
    6/28/2011 12:21pm

    Business Class Supporting Member
     New York MMA Examiner Style: magic FUCKING powers!

    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!

    You Will Never Be Cool: Inspired by BS

    So, I found out this morning that interviews for US Combat Sports with Charlie Brenneman and Tyson Jeffries would both be late. So, I wanted to come up with some filler for the morning and went with something different that falls between historical fiction and creative nonfiction. It heavily draws from stories and experiences I've had with fellow bullies, so I thought I'd share.

    http://uscombatsports.com/index.php?...152&Itemid=325
  2. yli is offline

    Registered Member

    Join Date
    Apr 2011
    Location
    Maryland
    Posts
    643

    Posted On:
    6/28/2011 12:48pm


     Style: Stabbing the Face.

    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Being cool is for stuck up twats.

    I'd rather be smug in my knowledge that I can kick cool people in the side of the head.
  3. WhiteShark is offline
    WhiteShark's Avatar

    1% Shark is better than you.

    Join Date
    Sep 2003
    Location
    Atlanta GA
    Posts
    9,179

    Posted On:
    6/28/2011 2:05pm

    supporting memberforum leaderstaff
     Style: BJJ/Shidokan

    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    I didn't think you kicked that high in Krav? Aren't you exposing your testicles?
  4. Soldiermedic is offline
    Soldiermedic's Avatar

    Senior Member

    Join Date
    Mar 2010
    Location
    Massachusetts
    Posts
    1,168

    Posted On:
    6/28/2011 2:11pm


     Style: bjj/judo

    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    I thoroughly enjoy that the first comment on the website started off with, "I don't think this article is being completely fair. Sure, we as elite athletes..."

    Your next article should be about how none of us are elite, and most lilkely, we never will be
  5. BKR is online now
    BKR's Avatar

    My dog is cuter and smarter than yours.

    Join Date
    Jun 2009
    Location
    Bonners Ferry, Idaho
    Posts
    4,608

    Posted On:
    6/28/2011 2:13pm

    Join us... or die
     Style: Kodokan Judo

    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Quote Originally Posted by WhiteShark View Post
    I didn't think you kicked that high in Krav? Aren't you exposing your testicles?
    Part of the secrets of Krav is to learn how to pull your testes up into the abdominal cavity.
    Falling for Judo since 1980
  6. Slamurai is offline

    Registered Member

    Join Date
    Feb 2005
    Location
    Ottawa
    Posts
    66

    Posted On:
    6/28/2011 2:26pm


     Style: Boxing, BJJ

    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Quote Originally Posted by BKR View Post
    Part of the secrets of Krav is to learn how to pull your testes up into the abdominal cavity.
    You mean your ass?
  7. Dak is offline

    Registered Member

    Join Date
    Jul 2007
    Location
    Idaho
    Posts
    596

    Posted On:
    6/28/2011 2:54pm


     Style: Boxing

    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    I believe this article should be written in reversed letters and then stapled to the head of every MA participant so that every morning when they look in the mirrors they are reminded of their status in life (provided they cut eyeholes).

    That being said, I'm not cool because of MA. I'm cool because i can ROCK YOUR **** at super smash brothers.
  8. yli is offline

    Registered Member

    Join Date
    Apr 2011
    Location
    Maryland
    Posts
    643

    Posted On:
    6/28/2011 3:45pm


     Style: Stabbing the Face.

    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Quote Originally Posted by BKR View Post
    Part of the secrets of Krav is to learn how to pull your testes up into the abdominal cavity.
    We obviously practice Iron Crotch.

    That and after a while, you will think up different ways to protect your balls.
    Last edited by yli; 6/28/2011 4:03pm at .
  9. doofaloofa is offline

    Join Date
    Nov 2012
    Location
    Wesht Cark
    Posts
    1,575

    Posted On:
    6/30/2011 8:00pm


     Style: mma

    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    yli said twats again!
  10. battlefields is online now
    battlefields's Avatar

    Moderator

    Join Date
    Jan 2009
    Location
    Australia, Land of Oz
    Posts
    5,228

    Posted On:
    6/30/2011 8:26pm

    forum leader
     Style: BJJ/ MMA/ MT

    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Homer: So I realized that being with my family is more important than being cool.
    Bart: Dad, what you just said was powerfully uncool.
    Homer: You know what the song says: "It's hip to be square."
    Lisa: That song is so lame.
    Homer: So lame that it's... cool?
    Bart and Lisa: No.
    Marge: Am I cool, kids?
    Bart and Lisa: No.
    Marge: Good. I'm glad. And that's what makes me cool—not caring, right?
    Bart and Lisa: No.
    Marge: Well, how the hell do you be cool? I feel like we've tried everything here.
    Homer: Wait, Marge. Maybe if you're truly cool, you don't need to be told you're cool.
    Bart: Well, sure you do.
    Lisa: How else would you know?
Page 1 of 2 1 2 LastLast

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Powered by vBulletin™© contact@vbulletin.com vBulletin Solutions, Inc. 2011 All rights reserved.