Troll paradigm shift

**It is Fake** · Posted On: 6/29/2011 12:19am

Originally Posted by battlefields

You cannot gain a postcount in trollshido.

You can't now. There was a time you could.

***battlefields*** · Posted On: 6/29/2011 12:26am

Not in the time Rabbit was posting.

**It is Fake** · Posted On: 6/29/2011 12:27am

Yes, actually that was the time.

**100xobm** · Posted On: 6/29/2011 12:31am

Originally Posted by fights4peace

That's besides the point.

Anywho, W.Rabbit seems like a cool guy now.

So, why are you called fights4peace?

I mostly fight for my father's approval.

**It is Fake** · Posted On: 6/29/2011 12:35am

Before you ask it was hen trollshido turned into Sheerdog. It was the Sheerdog MMA Fight forum. That's why all of the Last Person to Post Threads were always started in that sub-forum.

**Snake Plissken** · Posted On: 6/29/2011 12:57am

Originally Posted by Permalost

I have a message I'd like you to relay to your people in whatever language you guys speak (morse code gunfire by a chubby blond bro ho?):

"dear Zonies, pay attention while you're riding rented beachcruisers rubbernecking by the ocean, or that skateboarder you veer into might punch your face". End transmission.

I'll do my best, Prune Picker.
However, how come if you guys have all the great beaches you need to come over here and use our lakes and rivers for jet skiing, "Sea-Dooing" (which isn't even a fucking word you flat landing mongs) and boatin'?

There is never a "g" at the end of boatin', lest not when uttered from the lips of a balding 'Fornian wearing their finest "BIG JOHNSON" tanktop with their ironically forehead perched sunglasses, driving their boat-towing Suburban 85 in a 55.

***battlefields*** · Posted On: 6/29/2011 12:58am

I wasn't going to ask, but thanks for clearing it up.

**bobyclumsyninja** · Posted On: 6/29/2011 1:08am

Is it me, or do the trolls this season have a Mappy flavor to them? Are we being non-st3alth invaded by e-ninjers or something?

***battlefields*** · Posted On: 6/29/2011 1:16am

I fucking hate the fact that the server keeps going down. OTOH, I would love more girls to do the same. Weird, huh?

**Aikironin21** · Posted On: 6/29/2011 1:55pm

Is it trolling to say I ate over 400 Twix bars one year. I used too eat a Twix bar before running yard in the afternoons. I can only estimate I have maybe eaten close to 2000 Twix bars in my life time. I only started keeping track after one fateful day when I couldn't finish a Snickers while drinking a Mountain Dew. I grew up in a fat part of town, and my father started me off early by throwing Twinkies into my crib. You tend to learn to like the sweet stuff when you are bombarded by cream filled sponge cakes and soda pop at three months. The TV show "Man vs Food" is loosely patterned behind my life story. I once ate with a guy who was a competitive hot-dog eating champion and ate him under the table. I was going to go pro and eat at the Nathan's comp but when I said "I'm bringing a barf bag in my back pocket" I never heard back. I guess they were trying to clean up the image of the competition, and were looking for a different type of competitor from me. Anywho, after walking into a gym, cause I mistook its blue roof for an IHOP, I found fitness and no longer eat like a fat pig. I am not proud of candy bars and snack cakes I had shoveled down my gullet, but that is behind me now. Yes occasionally I have some pizza still. I guess some demons never really leave you alone.

Hopefully my wife kept the tickets and itinerary from when we flew to Seattle and stayed for just 18hrs to have an Emerald City Volcano cake, then hopped a plane down to Cancun where we stayed at an all inclusive and had full steak dinners as appetizers before hitting the buffets. I would love to show you I am the real deal. I don't think she did though, so you'll just have to take my word, that I've been everywhere and eaten everything. Now I have found peace in working out and eating in moderation.